Let's have an honest show of hands now... Who looked up their channel lineup to see if they get WEtv? Didn't do it yet? Here...

Weird, that's the exact phrase I've used for years, it gets all the women all flustered and horny.

"I'll let these younger ones model my line. What? If you think you're going to see me in it and bare my stomach after four kids and a twenty-year head start over these women, you're crazy."

Yes, you can pre-pay. If you buy it tomorrow, you will extend your Prime subscription to August 2016.

Yes, you can pre-pay. If you buy it tomorrow, you will extend your Prime subscription to August 2016.

That's not his third leg. That's his leg.

Good to see I didn't miss out - just went to CC and watched his two shows, and I'm liking it. Love the panel idea, similar to Real Time with Bill Maher, much better than individual guest interviews. Larry has similar humor to TDS (probably because it's was from same family of writing staff), so it's pretty seamless to…

2014 was the hottest temperate ever in recorded history. Now you can buy a snow brush for cheap!

2014 was the hottest temperate ever in recorded history. Now you can buy a snow brush for cheap!

Whoa, I guess I missed this morning's LIVE with Kelly and Michael show.

I can totally see this lawsuit happening. Ever since the original comment, I can't picture Krupa without wondering about her scent. It's like I got preprogrammed.

They forgot Hers & His! If you're going to do it right, use all combinations. ;P

Enough said.

LOL, try singing it as "Thrift Store..."

Stupid actions like this show that both extreme Muslims and extreme Jews both have a problem with making women on equal footing with men, and that makes them both wrong.

Obligatory.

Or, like a deviant sexually assaulting a drugged woman?

Ever lie in bed, face up, while holding your iPad directly above you with your arms outstretched?

Granted, there are many in uniform who do respect the uniform and badge and do their best to follow the code of conduct. But, with all the recent crap that they pull on a daily basis, from the simple disrespect to the general public and their elected mayor, to the killing of unarmed or innocent civilians, I think it's…

While we're on the subject, do you know what an elephant's sexual organ is? It's its foot.

I've always learned that "Where's the shitter?" is not as an appropriate response to "Excuse me, where is your restroom located?" However, if you do build up enough rapport (and cohones) and get to answer that question without being thrown out, take the job regardless.

So, an attention-whore becomes bunkmates with prostitution-whores. Seems about right.