I'd really like to know how much I've spent on the iTunes App Store. I'd probably punch myself in the face.

I hope they do the same to Forever. I'm digging that show.

It's about damn time.

For family members or households with more than one Siri-capable iOS device, enabling "Hey Siri" turns out to be a hilarious nightmare. Every device ends up listening and responding.

"The high notes are a little off." That's not because he's off-key, it's a different rendition of the song and the notes are well within the correct range of the key.

Whew, GSM sounds so much more easier to pronounce than LGBTQ. I recall an old comedy sketch or movie where a guy worked for a government agency with an obnoxiously long abbreviation or acronym.

Yup. I totally lost it. This was epic. (Sidenote: Witney is oodles of cute.)

Talk about a method actor!

I thought it was about masturbating to a terrible movie.

I was actually hoping for some high-tech powered exoskeleton being utilized in disguise, but never discount the strength of the human spirit. Also, this article would've probably landed on Gizmodo instead.

I wonder what happens when Dushy grows up and wants to go on spring break vacation.

There is also a pretty good paid app on the Mac App Store called autoExpire.

No, it's not you. It's his pee-pee.

So, did they ban the abortion ban, or abort the ban on abortion?

ThinkGeek's Flux Capacitor can charge at 2.1A (or 1.21 jiggawatts).

ThinkGeek's Flux Capacitor can charge at 2.1A (or 1.21 jiggawatts).

So weird, I have a shortcut set up (rse) that I've been using to produce my email (r*****@s*****.***) and it's been working fine in iOS 7. Upgraded to iOS 8 and it hangs Safari whenever I type the shortcut in a form field. Seems to work in any other application like Notes or the Mail app, but it totally hoses Safari…

You can't beat that publicity. Whoops, bad choice of words.

Ah, much better quality. I hate videos of videos!

I'm gonna tear apart me some old hard drives tonight.

I improvise. DIY FTW.

I improvise. DIY FTW.