Well, I guess it's a good thing they didn't name it "Model E." Imagine going to the Tesla store and being asked by the sales rep, "So, what are you interested in? S, E, X?"

I get paid semi-monthly. It sucks, but not as bad as some friends who actually get paid monthly. Because a lot of bills go out on or after the 15th and the big rent check goes out on the first, I feel like I'm severely choked the first half of the month.

Thank god for turkey bacon.

I use mine for the actual toilet paper. I can wipe while coding at my desk, I never have to skip a beat.

If it fails, the Democrats should repeat the appeal at least 42 times.

I miss funny Whoopi, but I appreciate angry Whoopi.

Apparently, that was the only way OS X will automatically put in the Recovery Partition.

I was wondering about this. I installed two SSD drives in my Mac Mini using the OWC Disk Doubler and wasn't sure if I wanted to put it as a Fusion Drive or some RAID setup. I went with Fusion only because I thought it was the "Mac" thing to do, but I could redo it if I get this type of improvement.

A guy can dream, can't he? Debbie Downer, LOL.

This was on sale at Amazon yesterday for under $70. Was thinking of getting one. Wish it did more than 4-digit codes, I'd enter in an 8+ one if I could.

Who's going to be the sicko that says, "I'm not surprised his nursing license hasn't been revoked because he hasn't caused physical harm or death to any patients?"

Thanks. You mean, this wouldn't be considered an attack, yes?

I like the idea, but... just out of curiosity, if a million Mac users grab this and they're all constantly pinging Google's DNS server, this is going to look like a cyberattack or at least bring about a lot of wasted overhead on Google's side, no? And what if you're on a cellular connection with a limited data plan. …

These manufacturers should be praised and supported. I still have a hard time swallowing the fact that people pay a whopping $15 to $20 a month per box on their cable bill to TiVo or their cable provider just to be able to record and pause shows.

I have an easier guide:

On a side note, I guess we don't have to wonder why Chap-Stick and Blistex don't make their lip balm containers with keychain latches already. I can't tell you how many times I've lost these damn things in the middle of the winter. Easy to lose, more sales!

Just what the world needs, an ice tea mix for a good meal.

Up next... #FILMTHESEASIANS

Karma's a bitch for Matt Lauer.

What's the connection being made with now? Wi-Fi or Bluetooth?