So if you switch from ring to vibrate, will it be self-sustaining?!

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates.

His software has killed enough Windows machines over the years. It was only a matter of time until it devolved to him doing it himself.

Nice. Customers don't need to take any action, because the billing department in Verizon didn't either. Talk to me again when you do anything for people who blew past their data cap because their home internet and local Wi-Fi hotspots were out for the past week or two and needed to stream audio and video of news and…

Dude 1: "Why is Microsoft charging for four people when it was the three of us here watching the movie?"

Well, dammit! Someone find a guy named Bussard so we can get this thing built already!

One word: Shake.

They could have just called it "Microsoft Windows 7 SP2 with Microsoft Plus! Digital Media Edition."

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?type=category&id=pcmcat258800050011

I saw it building up and all I could think of in my head was, "Hadouken!"

Where have I seen that before?

It didn't dawn on me that this was from the Canadian branch of McDonald's until the very end (which is why I was wondering why he called it PROcess), but it could be very misleading to think that all of McDonald's across the world, and especially in the United States, operates and adheres to the same standards as…

I don't know what's all the lingering hate on iMessage. If it doesn't work (which it has for me nearly all of the time unless I'm in a bad area for cellular data coverage), hold down the text you were trying to send and choose "Send as Text Message."

"Prepare to qualify."

Damn thumbnail images are trippy.

I'll have a sound effect of a woman slowly and sensually tasting something.

Yeah, but does the cargo area look like a brewery?

Call me at **StarPound9OneWonOhOToo.

This is going to upset religious fanatics.

Fly a fuel tanker in, fill 'er up, take off.