The chipmunks hiding in my gutters are going to shit when they see this barreling down towards them.

They should've painted the A380 black. Would've been more appropriate, so I've been told.

"Optically bonded!" Yeah, I didn't get Microsoft's buzzphrase either.

Looks like both Microsoft and Wall Street analysts are ready when Microsoft goes Code Blue. Seriously, with all the bad stigma around from the Blue Screen of Death, they're going to codename their next OS as "Blue?"

Yes, look! I figured out the algorithm! My life is complete.

I liked it. I also liked Wing Commander. I must be in the minority.

C'mon, purge!

This really helps out when my iPhone matches up an SSID that I previously latched onto, but there's no internet on it, thereby killing the data.

"What is this? A plane for ants? How can we be expected to teach pilots to learn how to fly... if they can't even fit inside the airplane?"

Very interesting, great reading. "...and you get to earn it while staring at Ashton Kutcher crack-wise between takes." Don't you mean "wise-crack?"

Meh. I spent $3 more on the Twig on Kickstarter. For $18 shipped, it's functions as a REAL tripod, takes on more cases because it plugs into the connector port, and it's really a charger/sync cable. Of course, Gizmodo hates Kickstarter, so forget I ever mentioned Kickstarter. Kickstarter.

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The alternative is obvious. Strap rockets on the side of the Earth. Might throw the rotation off, but it will speed up the revolution around the sun.

Translation: "We're already making too much money by ripping off a growing brand, why buy a dying brand that will only distract us or drag us down?"

Jesus, does anyone test shit anymore before it's released to the unsuspecting public? Or is it like throwing pencils up into the ceiling to see what sticks? No wonder the smartphone has taken over as the leading device for photos.

While we're at it, why don't we mass-ban telemarketing, deceptive-looking mail like ones that look like bills, invoices, recall notices, and "official" letters from state or government offices, ones with bullshit serial and sequential numbers, email spam, useless domains full of deceptive search engines, multiple fake…

I used to want the white models ever since they announced the first one (and the fact we waited a whole year plus before it got released due to manufacturing issues), but now the black looks so damn sleek. With all-time-high demand for the next device, I'll assume we're going to have shortages and quick sell outs, so…

So when the girl reaches for the ejector handle, the guy will assume his antics worked and that she's actually headed for his crotch. What a win.

THIS IS CETI ALPHA V!