SUCH a good point. Realising how much work went into washing clothing (and, of course, feminine products) really highlights how important an electric washer can be. I think there might be a fair argument that technological advances in the home lead to more time and therefore more opportunities/demand for change for…

Considering what "wash day" used to mean to women for basically all of human history previous to this, I'd fuck my washer too were I living in this decade.

Angie didn't do an interview with OK. It never says, anywhere, "she told OK" or "she spoke to OK." They bought it from someone who probably spoke to her at a junket. An old tabloid trick.

You sir had an epic father.

My father was a meteorite. Your comet is hurtful and offensive.

We were one digit off from the Sears Catalog pick-up store when I was a kid. We'd always get calls from people looking for their orders. After patiently explaining for a few months, Dad finally started telling them varying descriptions about why their order was lost in transit. The sidesplitting laughter that ensued…

I would caution against using a jersey as Hersh's suggests unless you have plumber on call.

It's behind you, obviously.

Look, not trying to be THAT GUY, just hoping this will help some of us sleep better tonight. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vaniti…

Only one each??

Thank you, it's part of a long list of stuff about my sister.

Jesus! This story is very scary and also reminds me of what my sister and her latest husband have professed interest in. Obviously I do not talk to my sister anymore.

I don't think it was idiocy, per se. I think those two fuckwads thought Higgs would be interested in being a part of their little hell on Earth. I suspect the plan was to whore Lockwood out, as they were having financial troubles.

"When Higgs came back the next day...."

- My co-worker who spelled tossed (as in tossed salad) "tost" and also spelled cucumber "Qcumber" in total seriousness.

Attention cool parents: no kids actually think you are cool. But they will drink the booze/do the drugs you provide, cuz, hey, free booze/drugs.

Oh, Jennifer! You are also very gif-able.

I once saw Martha Stewart giving directions on how to make a bed. Woman doesn't use fitted sheets. She said to lay a flat sheet on the mattress, with the edge of the sheet even with the foot of the mattress and tuck it in. Then put on another flat sheet (the top sheet) and tuck *it* in at the bottom of the bed.

As much as JLaw sounds like she's humblebragging, I like that she's reminding people that actors are sometimes just normal people with spectacular jobs. I find this a lot more in the UK when through bizarre instances you're likely to end up sitting next to an actor at some theatre show or similar.