It's hard to know what his intentions are. He seems to be in between a rock and a hard place. If he reacts to any given event, he's viewed as controlling, if he doesn't react, he's shirking his duty as conservator. Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't kind of situation.

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

Ok, Jez, please change the headline to say:

That whole fight is stupid. The flight attendants should've just had one of them switch seats (him, probably).

You realize at this point that the Venn diagram of "people online" and "people in real life" are pretty much the same circle, right?

My god, I was also thinking "how could that happen? ridiculous" but you prompted me to check my super secret candy stash (it's like 2 security clearance levels above my regular hidden candy stash) and goddamn if there wasn't a single, gleaming, 6 month old maple sugar candy leaf perched atop that pile. Still sealed…

I thought about this. However, devil's advocate, I will say that it's probably difficult to say no to the President of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences when you work in television.

i sympathize because i too have no ass to fill out a romper.

Proof all rompers everywhere should be burned. If a woman as shapely and gorgeous as Swift can't, we should all just stop trying. Also, hitching my labia to my shoulders is always a poor fashion choice.

"When I first heard 'Wrecking Ball,' I thought it was a brilliant song. But the video distracts too much from it."

You deserved to be suspended for missing the perfect rhyming opportunity: Laura is a whore-a.

Yeah, you just nailed the part of this convo that always drives me a little nuts. An ex of mine (shithead it turns out) used to just roll his eyes when I would complain about cramps. Now, I get some level of pain every month. At the mildest it feels like someone is gripping my uterus and twisting it gently. Not nice…

Wait, you don't like the feeling of cumming?

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Seriously. Melissa McCarthy voiced a similar idea in an interview she did somewhere. Essentially, women want clothes that fit them and *will* pay. (shocking, right?) I was a size 16-ish in high school and for most of college, and dammit if I didn't walk away from shopping with tears in my eyes half the time. A girl…

Well see, single mothers are evil, because they are just fake mothers pretending to care about their children, but obviously not caring enough to give them fathers. See. That's what their wikipedia should say.

I went to high school with this guy. He was in my older sister's grade. I can assure you, he is THE WORST.