I never wear underwear - I stopped years ago. When I want to wear dresses/skirts I just wear Vassarette slip shorts. I don’t think that my “kitty” (ugh) needs to breathe, I just think underwear make every piece of clothing worn over them uncomfortable and anyone who says thongs are “comfortable” are fucking lying.

so I, as a dem, am declaring war on Law and Order, the show?  I’m an old. I like that show. 

You having complicated feelings about your abortion literally has nothing to do with other women who don’t. Women who have abortions are expected to feel ashamed afterward so this, encouraging women to feel unashamed, is not only unequivocally a good thing, but it’s also incredibly rare. If you want to feel…

You’re right, that’s your experience. For many other women, abortion is absolutely a relief and many women do feel like celebrating after taking care of something that could have ruined their lives. 

Hi, I’m earth have we met?

Seriously, dude? (And I feel comfortable calling you that because no woman would express such a sentiment.) Talk to any of your female friends (assuming you have any) that go to bars/clubs. I’m sure at least one of them has talked to a guy who struggles with taking ‘no’ for an answer. Or read Nico’s comment up above…

She follows up her assault on a child with assaults on police officers. That’s some high level economic anxiety right there.

‘nother Gen X’er here. We never got sugar, EVER, so if someone offered you a marshmallow, you grabbed the fucking thing and ran like you were on fire. The once-a-year box of Froot Loops lasted a day and a half at my house. 

Nah. That’s too abrasive.  They would call themselves “explorers”

“His remarks do not reflect the sentiments of Fox News and we do not in any way condone them,” a spokesperson told the Daily News.

“To see race in everything is racist” might be the whitest, most bullshitty bullshit that has ever bullshitted.

I object to that, I’m an ugly bitch and I eat too much. Don’t lump her in with me.

It works well and is a passive aggressive and petty way to keep someone mad and angry. I use a calm and monotone voice when someone is yelling at me. So when the cops come to investigate you have this guy who is calm and collected and the other a raving lunatic. They want you to fight them, nah I will just talk to you…

I live in Doraville, and this is 100% accurate. Cobb County motherfuckers are so scared to come into the city, because blacks, that they made the Braves move closer to them.

Fuck every last one of them. 

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

That potato salad satisfaction thing made me chuckle. White people who talk about “white genocide” (and are basically on team Hitler) are scared of dying out because everyone knows what our ancestors did and they’re afraid that POC will do us like our people did them once they have the majority. That’s why they’re all…

They are very quick to charge black people with hate crimes, but are always confused when its one of theirs.

Reminds me of the Ferguson man who was falsely arrested, detained, beat up in his cell (which the judge said didn’t violate his constitutional rights since there were no PERMANENT injuries!) and then charged the man for damaging public property because he bled all over the uniforms of his “protectors”).

Obstruction of traffic?