I liked it better when The Onion was a satirical paper, instead of a prediction engine.

Every other damned thing in the world is being digitized, why not electronic gun holsters? The strap doesn’t unlock unless the body cam is running.

If you see something, say something.

Robert Sr.’s decision to defend OJ was one of the reason Kris left.

I wish; she’s been gone for 20 years now. But (at the risk of sounding corny as all hell) I hug her every day in my mind.

“Cool story, bro” time:

I am an old. Old enough to remember following my friend into our local “general store” where she picked up a Playgirl and walked right up to the cash register.

Not a murderer, but a “let-drowner?” (Allegedly.)

I honestly don’t think Wagner and Walken can remember much due to the fact that they were all smashed drunk out of their minds.

Can you imagine a more movie-star move than gifting someone a bottle of your preferred perfume?

So who wants to talk about whether or not Robert Wagner had something to do with Natalie Wood’s death?

Jungle Gardenia is heavenly. My mom wore it for a while.

See this is why consumer accountability matters. It’s easy to watch a Woody Allen movie, dance to an R Kelly song, etc. and excuse it as inconsequential. But R Kelly definitely thinks his fans believe he’s innocent because they show him that belief in the only way he connects with them as an artist. Why would they…

Which is why, when my kids were born, I was Bill Cosby in the house.

“The saddest fact I’ve learned is: Nobody matters less to our society than young black women. Nobody. They have any complaint about the way they are treated: They are ‘bitches, hos, and gold diggers,’ plain and simple. Kelly never misbehaved with a single white girl who sued him or that we know of… No, it was young…

I'm not afraid of water at all, but hell itself would freeze over before I set off in a dinghy alone at night. This chick was murdered.

Maybe they can open up that old case where she was viciously raped by Kirk Douglas, too.

Hey Captain, good job guarding the safety of your passengers. "Thumping sounds and then silence after a loud argument? No big deal! What's that, you don't want me to call the Coast Guard about your missing wife? SEEMS LEGIT TO ME."

Chris Walken. He & Natalie were almost done filming 'Brainstorm' at the time. It was very delayed by her death.

Poor Natalie Wood. Supposedly raped by Kirk Douglas and beaten and drowned by her lover or husband... someone should be charged, finally!