bewaretheglitch
Mr Glitch
bewaretheglitch

No, but I’ll meet you in the middle with a Fortnite dance-off.

The healing has begun already!

*sets fire to PC*

Yeah!

MeToo is not just about actors and celebrities. It is about all survivors of sexual violence.

Each game of PUBG starts with a 30-minute Sargon of Akkad podcast.

Not on Thursdays it’s not.

I was hoping it meant Diana introduces the first Macintosh computer...

If a cop wants me to open my door more than a crack, they better have a goddamned warrant. Rights are like vacation days: use ‘em or lose em.

He almost certainly did not come up with that himself, or he did independently. I’ve seen tweets and tumblr posts with the same sentiment though not the exact wording. Maybe it’s just a “sample” of someone else’s. Hell, now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure Maria Bamford most likely said something in either her

It really is and I honestly love his music. With him being bipolar, that really does explain a lot but hes still got that massive ego that makes me want to punch him whenever he opens his mouth.

Well, yeah...

Language would be easy if phonetics were like my dreams. Red, gold and green.

EvaJ29 — “your support her trying to block poor/black children from attending

Yup. Like with Michelle Wolf, the media will take this chance to scold Bee (deserved or not) in order to seem “balanced”... and, once again, will hold a comedian to a higher standard than the President.

Yeah, this is just another paper on the evidence pile for “Dan Harmon is probably not fun to be around in the long term.”

I would be entirely unsurprised if the movie’s core plot is “real pilots are being displaced by drone pilots... WAIT THERE’S A NEW THREAT THAT ONLY REAL PILOTS CAN HANDLE and/or WAIT THE DRONE CONTROL SYSTEMS HAVE BEEN SABOTAGED BY EVIL FOREIGNERS, ONLY REAL PILOTS CAN SAVE THE DAY”

She’s got a brand new pair of roller skates

For good or ill, Clinton did have a deal with NK, but Bush scrapped.

Melanie was certainly planning on it when she signed that pre-nup.