Everything’s been written about already, at least once. Ain’t no harm in writing about it again.

We were so young back then...

Kanye Team Tri-anye, assemble!

Yeah, I didn’t word that very well; I didn’t mean to imply that methane only comes from rice paddies, or that the relative impact is identical to beef production. Actually, I have no idea if it is or not. 

I’ve never loved a show that I wish would permanently disappear from all consciousness everywhere more than R&M. 

Hopefully, “the Lasseter” involves a knee shot straight to the groin.

Between that and “The horror movie of the movement”, I’m beginning to think it’s a bad idea to bang out articles on one’s smartphone.  

A sizeable portion of this country doesn’t do deposits on cans & bottles. I’m aware of their existence, but I’ve never seen one of those machines personally.

The piece ain’t called Today You Learned, you know...

Fuck that, this is why we need to bring back the draft!

I picked the Doom version up the last time it was on sale for that cheap. I hooked it up, played it for about 20 minutes, and promptly puked my guts out. VR is a fruit I simply must not taste.

I picked the Doom version up the last time it was on sale for that cheap. I hooked it up, played it for about 20…

Oooh, can you build an all-robot army and sweep the Commonwealth clean of all those pesky meatbags? If so, I got some DLC to buy!

Hey, what happens in the Starbucks bathroom stays in the Starbucks bathroom.

For coffee?

As far as I could tell, it helped. I slapped rocket towers on most of my settlements, and when I did respond to a distress call, I’d usually arrive to find raider chunks all over the place. I think the splash damage would occasionally take out a settler too, but as far as I’m concerned, that’s acceptable losses.

You’re right about one thing, we’re both scared of being called racist. The difference between you and me, however, is that I’m scared of actually *being* racist, too. You’re only scared of being called out for it. And as for the stupid part, well... your words, not mine. But I won’t argue that, either.

You’re giving liberals shit for being self-righteous? After that little tirade? One of the hallmarks of good, intentional comedy is that it’s self-aware. You have just underscored the reason why conservatives are shit comedians better than anyone else here ever could have.

We did. It was called the Half-Hour News Hour, and it sucked. 

He’s been the super-hawkish, Israel-has-a-right-to-defend-itself kind of conservative since at least 9/11. I think he suffers from Dennis Miller syndrome.

Ahh, comedy gold!