Aren’t you precious?

Rather surprising, given that applying actual A1 sauce to a steak is about the easiest way to ruin it.

You know, if you can’t trust the guy with the shotgun when he’s doing a fancy jig, who can you trust?

Would you like to start a rap battle? 

You are kidding, right? Even for you, this is some pretty hardcore Poe’s Law shit. 

You voted for Trump, didn’t you?

Screw you, face! I’m hacking that nose right off, just to spite ya!

Nothing silent about the ones I know. Grandpa Simpson doesn’t come close to their levels of senile rantings.

That’s still around. But thanks to the many miracles of modern life, we have much more free time to do both!

Oh, that’s right, he wasn’t the main villain; he was just sort of an asshole. It’s been a while since I watched Frozen.

The God-heavy ones are the creepiest. Talk about perfectly summing up our panic about the Godless Commies; it really is a damn wonder we didn’t nuke ourselves back to the Stone Age by the 60s. 

You really think kids in the 60s didn’t watch The Flintstones? There’s a reason why the US banned ALL cigarette TV & radio commercials less than 10 years after this commercial first aired.

Public business aren’t private citizens. I can’t stress that enough.

It’s weird how Alan Tudyk is simultaneously the best and worst aspects of both films. His performances are terrific, particularly his evil Ed Wynn in WIR. But both movies suffered from shoehorning a conventional Disney villain into what were decidedly non conventional Disney stories. 

Not in this case, it ain’t.

I really enjoyed it, but admittedly it hit all my buttons as an aging arcade nut. The mega-happy ending was a little too treacly, too. 

Hey, the kids back then had to learn about their T-Zone somehow.

Sargon-tested, Jontron approved!

Can’t wait for Wreck-It Ralph 3: Dark Net. Ralph gets busted in a Bitcoin scam and for trying to order a hit on his ex-wife.

Ugh, I hate that. Lampshading your shitty movie doesn’t make it any less shitty.