Huh. Evidently, I can play a guitar better than Fred Durst.

So NuThundercats looks just like one a Youtube cartoon. OK, whatever. I suppose it makes sense, as it’s probably the aesthetic kids these days are going to be nostalgic for, in 30 years or so

I’m pretty dead inside, but even I can’t hate on dog video features. 

The Fuckabees are a hardcore evangelical family. I wouldn’t be surprised if, in Sarah’s twisted, Sloth-From-Goonies head, she thinks she’s doing the Lord’s work.

Hmm, you make a convincing argument. 

My favorite arcade game of all time, hands-down is the Star Wars arcade machine from 1983, particularly the cockpit variant. Everything about it is an absolute joy to behold: Those beautiful, otherworldly vector graphics, the first-person perspective, (rare as hell in ‘83!) the fluid motion, the frenetic action, the c…

I don’t care how much you make your violin look like a Fender, you’ll never look cool playing it. 

I normally don’t “your opinion is bad and you should feel bad” people, especially film critics. But in this case, Dowd, your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

The public shaming can come from all the things he and his spawn fucked up as president, governor, etc. 

Like, all six tits? Was GWB a prototype furry?

I think his grab-ass & gropes, as well as the post-grab-ass warnings by Bush’s own fucking security staff probably bothered Lind more than the joke.

Isn’t he dead yet? Aren’t olds fucks like him & Barbara supposed to die in pairs?

Dammit, I meant Buckwheat! I screwed that up completely. Now, I have to spend the night in... the box.

If it can’t be excised to placate the Chinese censors, it’s a sure bet Disney won’t do it. 

She’s hot in a plasticky, mannequin sort of way. The best way I could describe her is a Deviantart drawing come to life.

His dad evicted Alfalfa. 

Was Trump ever a liberal in any capacity? I know he was a registered Democrat at one point in his worthless life, but even then, he was a long way away from anything that could be considered ‘liberal.’

At 100+ years old?

Forget voting, they’re allowed to reproduce!

Sad that, in 2018, people would object to that statement.