Did that kid just roll boxcars?

I think this means that these new mice can now eat us. 

I thoroughly believe you are employed by Gizmodo. Good job.

I’d agree that this country doesn’t often roll back rights en masse, but it does have a tendency to kill them by inches. Abortion rights are a perfect example: Sure, it’s still “legal” to have an abortion, but in many states, it’s practically impossible due to a combination of fucked-up laws and a lack of access to…

Mmm, delicious petroleum-based ice cream!

It’d be asymptotically approaching winning, at least. 

Tonight on Pick Up This Teaspoon Of Neutron Star...

Quit right.

“The STD affects koalas more severely than it does humans...”

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask for your resignation. Please put your Simpsons references on the desk.

I was in Hawaii for Kilauea’s eruption back in 1988 or 89. I witnessed it taking out the park visitor’s center.

*Added protein

Vote this all up!

Grits are fine, if you slather enough crap on top of them so that they’re no longer detectable. 

This isn’t a zero-sum game, you know. We can recognize and try to stop this shit from taking hold both in the US and elsewhere. 

The US already is a fanatically religious Christian country. That’s the whole point of this article. 

There’s never been a shortage of articles on the AV Club relating pop-culture dystopias to real-life political issues. If you don’t like them, don’t read them.

The Gentleman’s F and no observations! Ouch, this must’ve been a real turd of an episode!

Oh goodness. You poor, sweet summer child. 

I had no idea the political equivalent to setting your money on fire was actually illegal.