Hey, don’t fuck with Customs. Yeah, it’s a dick move charging the fine, at least if it’s at the discretion of the customs agent, but not enforcing customs regulations are how we end up with shit like the ash borer and zebra mussel infestations. 

Also, there’s a lot of shit on Everest. Literal shit.

I didn’t say she didn’t, dickhole. And I think it’s a damn shame that the Sherpas are the ones hauling frozen assholes and their garbage off the mountain. But that still doesn’t change the fact that Everest is full of frozen assholes and empty bottles, and the numbers of both continue to increase.

Most Stephen King books are best put down before you reach the end. Chances are, whatever conclusion you imagine for the story will be better than what he actually wrote. 

Or yours, douchebag.

A dishwasher would probably be the first thing I ditched if I had to. Washing dishes by hand is a mild PITA, but it almost always gets them cleaner than the machine does.

Old Detritus was just too darn heavy to carry down, once he completely froze over.

There are fridge/freezers designed to run off DC power, like from a solar setup. They’re kinda pricey, but really energy-efficient. I have one in my house because my local power tends to be really iffy. (I don’t know why; I’m in the middle of a decent-sized city.) I’ve run it off a deep-cycle battery for 12 hours…

You didn’t actually watch the video, did you?

I’m pro-trail of corpses. I’m against damaging nature in the process. 

I’d be happier for her if trips to the top of Everest weren’t turning it into a junkyard of spent air bottles & frozen corpses.

I remember the story of that “mysterious” double flash picked up by the Vela nuke-detector satellite in the 70s. The one that basically proved the worst-kept secret in diplomatic history, that Israel has nukes.

My mistake. Then yeah, you’re right that it is too early to tell. 

I have no idea what the ‘Apollo Incident’ refers to, beyond Apollo 1 catching fire. And I’m pretty sure NASA wasn’t colluding with North Korea.

We have Iran by the pocketstrings. China has NK by the balls. NK’s never gonna disarm until China squeezes them a little bit.

I read “Avengers fatigue” as “Avatar fatigue” three times. It’s like one of those magic eye posters, when you finally see the sailboat and then can’t stop seeing it.

I’m guessing the AV Club got screeners for this latest season. So if there is gonna be any sort of resolution to that cliffhanger, it ain’t coming any time soon.

Given that he’s never shied away from new show ideas before, I’m guessing a dumptruck full of money was involved in the decision to keep Archer limping along.

The existing agreement isn’t completely toothless, you know. Iran’s economy is booming relative to where it was before the agreement was struck, and has the potential to boom a lot more. In other words, they now have a lot to lose by not holding up their end, and will only have more to lose in the future. But if we…

He can’t even read.