Personally I’ve never had to be convinced to buy Burger King. Of the fast food burgers it is my favorite.

(Baldwin says he was trained not to point a gun at someone and pull the trigger)

There’s absolutely a “Giraffe moment” in part 2, with the natural history museum and the rocket launch.

Sure - but that’s why a reasonable, responsible, company will take measured steps and not market their CyberTruck as the ultimate do anything, go anywhere, conquer everything uber-vehicle. Hell - based on the ranges people are getting, their half-cooked release isn’t even good at the very thing Tesla is expected to…

Even funnier with the last line:

The irony of Jalopnik pointing out Porsche’s spelling error is delicious.

and the inevitable porn parody . . . uh . . . “Under Tiberius”

Pssh, if that girl wants to look like someone who’s had a lifetime of testosterone influencing

Maybe a fancy VR6 did. But my Golf TDI certainly did not, nor did my friends GTI, nor any Jettas I have driven of that era. But I have never driven a VR6. Cruise control was on the turn signal stalk.

as long as there are videogames there will always be 13 year olds processing heavy trauma through them.

Not how hacking works at all but OK lmao. All hackers do is exploit known vulnerabilities in software or Social engineer poorly trained employees. This guy isn’t some super villain he’s a guy exploiting people and poor security. Does it deserve punishment, Absolutely. Does it deserve life in prison, even a hospital…

According to the lawsuit, it was late in the evening with no traffic, he had just gone through a light he had slowed down to get the green for - then shortly after thought he had missed a turn, so let off the gas so he could try to read one of the dark side-street signs.

At that time the cop came up on him at a higher…

Maybe so, we don’t know I assume 18 in a 45 is referring to actual driving speed not slowing down for a turn or something like that.

I personally like to slow down quite a bit when making turns.

Chances are this guy didn’t even do anything wrong. Clearly the cop was fishing for an arrest:

I’m betting that is just his reduced speed to make the turn he allegedly didn’t signal for. 

Driving 18 in a 45 and not signaling... sounds like the only crime here was not using a signal and the cop tacked on the speed, which was likely just the guy slowing down to turn.

“Overwhelming odor of...” Is the most bullshit cop bullshit to ever bullshit. They use that excuse because odors can’t be captured on camera, as soon as cellphones start coming out with an odor analyzer app then arrests on that reason will drop like a rock. If you are ever on a jury and a cop cites that, go ahead and…

Collateral damage is irrelevant. There are only two types of people: criminals who should be shot on the street, and people who are interfering in official police business by getting in the way.

Always an odd reminder that an active shooter is so common in our (otherwise) developed nation that it’s perfectly reasonable to assume a cop on a random dash cam is heading to one.