Im currently back in rural Middle Tennessee on a work thing, and one of my clients brought up the CYBERTRUCK. He currently owns a Nissan Diesel pickup, as he is a Nissan employee here at their headquarters.

Missed a key opportunity to raid the VW parts bin:

This is the tackiest thing I’ve ever seen coming out of a luxury brand. It looks like the doodling you see on a middle school girl’s notebook, or on a pair of white converse someone drew on with a sharpie.

Single car accident in the middle of the night, driver flees, owner claims it was borrowed. Sounds like something I might say if I wrecked my car while drunk!

Counterpoint: Gambon Corner

I recommend taking the manual on a long test drive. I post this everytime as a PSA. I had the ‘S manual and everyday I wished I got the R with paddles. The clutch is sub par, and the 1-2 shift was terrible. However the car is beautiful and the pano roof is excellent. I recommend someone seriously thinks it over. I…

Think you might’ve been in the Chevy dealership.

Mustangs around here seem to be driven by middle-level management and late-boomer/early-GenX senior technical staff. Or their wives.

Being a Texan is like what Michael says in the god father, “Never go against the family”. Therefore, I see nothing wrong with this truck, god bless texas, every other state can suck my butt. 

get outta here with that 

Wonder what “Rear Seat Headroom” figure comes out of that N64 polygon’d roofline?

Stupid comment was deleted so here’s a meme

You want Adaptive cruise control and 65 or higher aspect tires in Houston. The place is a dump with shit roads and even shittier traffic. (Source lived 7 years in the Heights, Rice Military, and Katy)

I’m not a fan of the baseball stitching. It just seems like something a 12 year old would think is a good idea.

Way too much for an old Audi with questionable reliability. 

White seats are a bad idea. White steering wheel is an even worse idea.

CP <<=====|B====>> NP

Can it be both a nice price, and a crack pipe? Like, I don’t think it’s overpriced. But I’m sure it would be a nightmare to own.

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NP if you are fully aware it will bankrupt you. NP if you are going to drive it until it blows up and simply do not give any fucks if that happens in a month or a year. CP for everyone else.