We’re all, on some level, totally awful and just a multimillion-dollar house and a beautiful blue coat away from accidentally blowing up our lives on a whim like Frances.

YEAH DUMB BITCH AMIRITE NEVER TRAVEL WITH ANYTHING EXPENSIVE IF YOU GO FURTHER THAN A MILE FROM HOME WITH ANYTHING MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A BROKEN SWATCH YOU DESERVE IT TBH

Yeah like, there’s a difference between “absolutely not!” and “arghhh I’d rather not.” The truth is, most things fall into the latter category, and when then do, you might have to just give a bit.

I think it has single-handedly kept my parents together while my mom’s inability to properly use the GPS on family road trips threatened to tear them apart.

I get this feeling, but I really disagree. In relationships, we constantly have to choose whether or not we want to do something we’re not crazy about but will make our partner happy, or to put our wants over theirs. Unless you have a really good reason to not want to be married (personally, I’ve never heard a good…

Oh so that’s what happened when they left the attic.

This. This this and also this.

More tolerant: Yes. Mellower? For sure.
Better? Dunno. (says the offspring of stoner parents)

9 million dollars says he wouldn’t stop vaping and honestly I don’t blame you Angelina I really don’t.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

She attempted suicide and was going on a hunger strike over this, so yes, she was going to die.

False. You may lose your rights as a citizen, but you don’t lose your human rights.

It’s so heteronormative, it’s embarrassing. I should be in charge of Logo’s dating show department. Here are some of my ideas:

Drake bought a $10M mansion in the friendzone, he's practically the mayor of the friendzone.

No, it’s Becky.

they’re all boring white guys, I’m sure that guy is as big of a douchebag as the rest of them... but as long as he’s hot in his pic and I never hear words from him: idgaf

But that guy is hot....

Now THAT is the proper soap to use in the shower when you are very, very dirty.

Gotta agree about the man buns. So, so agree about the undercuts. Yikes!