“My friends insisted this was abnormal, and that no one should have to put up with a portable menagerie of the ghosts of lovers past”

I keep waiting for her to say that all sex is really rape.

I don’t buy it. At it’s basic level, marriage is just an agreement to stay together for the rest of your lives. There is nothing in that that inherently benefits one group. Yes, many cultures (including ours) put all sorts of other things onto marriage, and many of those things are sexist, but we’ve seen the…

Stay baffled then girl. You're determined to think the only true feminist is a single, child-less woman and that's hilarious.

You’re also more economically protected when you’re married. You’re a fool if you buy a house with someone you’re not married to. I’ve seen what happens when a cohabiting partner died and his partner got not one thing. It went to his family who were his legal next of kin.

Uh, weddings haven’t been historically good for women? As opposed to the awesome prospects for historical single women? I think it would be revisionist to pretend that historically women had better options when married than when not married. Also, historically, women had super shitty options.

You honestly think permanent sexual partners and offspring aren’t benefits to women as well?

I’ve also heard, though I’m not sure there’s research on this, that many men who take Viagra do so because they feel pressured to please their partner.

Marriage is a legal contract between the couple and the state. If I chose to get pregnant by my dude I have a lot more to lose than he does right? There’s a physical toll on my body, time off of work, societal expectations (I’m sure you’re well aware of them but basically fathers are viewed as better, more desirable…

Yea- I work with teenagers in an educational environment so I try to keep the clothing and appearance on the conservative side. At home or relaxing on weekends I usually don’t care.

Firstly, your handle is fantastic. Secondly, I took to always wearing padding because I was getting harassed when I had headlights. Yes, those men are disgusting and wrong, but I found padding just made my day easier.

And do not forget the poop. There seems to be so much poop. Like, how did something this small produce this amount of poop and how is it so gross?

this is a trend now??? I discovered bralettes when I was in college about 8-9 years ago now and havent looked back. I’m an A cup with boobs that tend to point out to the sides which means normal bras with padding never fit right. And I just couldnt care less about padding and underwire, mine are cute and little and…

I had no idea how insane people were about knowing the gender of a fetus until we were in the process of adopting a baby and the birth mother had chosen not to find out whether it was a boy or a girl. I did not think this was a big deal. Apparently, I was wrong. This drove people CRAZY. People who were in absolutely…

Ah thanks. And, I suppose, truly “not all women” experience street harrassment.

What if woody didn’t do it? Cosby can rape his way across the nation for like 40 years but 1 kid says woody touched her and we’re sold. I don't get it. Also, love and death is a fucking masterpiece.

The joke is that Key and Peele made a movie that borrows of the premise of the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves where Keanu goes on a killing spree after his puppy is murdered is in itself ridiculous, and then made a spoof that substitutes a kitten for the puppy and name it Keanu.

I call those people “serial monogamists.”

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

Just tell them to lay down and accept their fate.