if you’ve ever had any work done at all whatsoever you’re no longer a real girl you’re a plastic fake.

This is toxic advice and so is everything else that follows this sentence.

Or, try and keep your plans. I get being too depressed to get out of bed, but my therapist always says the most crazy making thing you can do is stay alone in your house. Sometimes if you force yourself, it helps bring you out of the black hole.

Glue for her arts and crafts projects?

Right, she’ll just be like any other ex-girlfriend of the kid’s father who wants nothing to do with the kid. As long as they treat Shepherd that way, the kid will have to be fairly mature before he/she can understand that there is more nuance to it.

Between this odd story and the Ben Affleck nanny situation, I feel bad for actual nannies. I feel like more often than not, they are dealing with advances from their employer rather than coming onto the employer.

Yep! Me too!

I love explaining that to men who don’t get it: “you know, blood and chum.”

ditto

Thank you for posting this. I don’t know if it was you, but I saw this phrase on a Jez comment thread a couple of weeks ago and really liked it. This article reminded me of the circumstance, but I had forgotten the phrase! So thanks for the reminder.

People calling it Shark Week always confuses me! I end up taking it literally and then I get all mixed up. It ends up taking me a minute to understand what someone’s actually talking about.

only because my dude and I think Shark Week is fucking hilarious.

Okay I’m not saying she was excellent, but Dakota Johnson was the only decent thing about that movie (besides the soundtrack obviously). You’re really telling me Katherine Heigl was better than Dakota Johnson?

Do people forget that they were put on this show as babies?

The original show was bad. This isn’t worth watching for even nostalgia’s sake.

Oh my god. They need to stop for real. If I was an actor on this show in the 90s, and went on to become even remotely successful there is no way in hell I would want to be associated with this corny ass re-boot. I might hang with John Stamos & smoke with Bob Saget on occasion but that would be the extent of my…

Good psychics are rare.

Recycled joke: The show is called Hollywood Medium because it’s not well done.

Mad Max all the way!

Steve Jobs was my favorite film of the year (and I’ve seen every Oscar-nominated film in 19 of the 24 categories). I would love love love for Fassbender to sneak in and steal Best Actor from Leo.