Except that the name is a direct reference to Keanu Reeves in John Wick, a movie about a man who violently avenges his puppy, who was killed by mobsters.

Alternately, he was just looking for someone to fuck. You were broken up, he didn’t owe you anything.

My friends just had their third. I feel like this is where everything changes. They are officially outnumbered. It is only a matter of time until their well behaved angels go feral and take command.

Yeah, I agree. I’m not talking about OT, though, I’m talking about prime scheduling. Who works the good shifts and who works the bad shifts.

My Canada privilege, sure, but I’m not some middle class asshole. I’ve spent most of my adult life working retail, and my mother is a department store lifer. My father is a cab driver when he works (when I was a child he was a stay-at-home dad because my parents couldn’t afford childcare).

Right, but I shouldn’t have to personally subsidize anyone else’s shoe purchases.

I was super clear from comment one that I live in a different country than you, but you keep choosing to bring up your personal experience and systemic issues regarding childcare in your country.

Cool story, but I didn’t say anything about staying home with your sick child.

OH MY GOD CHLOE, STOP. YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF.

Oh please, people have kids because they want kids, not to serve the greater good of society.

I think a lot of the commenters aren’t American and that’s why you’re seeing the comments as classist. I am Canadian, and I don’t think it is classist at all for me to say that having children is a choice - it is a choice. In Canada we have easy access to abortion (shameful situation on the east coast aside) and…

They do it because the amount of money they make in the time leading up to their parental leave determines how much money they recieve during their parental leave. They also do it because they also want that great job - and a great career - to return to after their parental leave is over.

Controversial opinion alert! If the idea of having kids truly horrifies you and you really don’t want to have kids, don’t have kids just to appease your fiance. Perhaps you and your fiance shouldn’t get married.

I weigh 96 lbs and consume 80-110g a day. Easily and without feeling overly full. Perhaps instead of just trying to add protein to your diet, you need to replace some of the other foods you are eating with protein.

Internet mothers are so self-righteous. Having children is a choice.

You realize it’s fiction, right?

I find my friends’ kids genuinely exhausting. I love them, but they totally drain me after just a few hours. After every visit with friends and their kids, my partner and I get home, take a nap, and reaffirm that we aren’t having kids.

My parter and I have a no drama rule. It’s pretty simple, we just don’t have drama. :P

Every so often I think to myself, “Maybe I just need a bra that fits! Then I, too, can look super cute!” Then I get fitted and spend money on a bra in my bizarre size, and nope! Bras are still super uncomfortable and I have free range boobies.

I genuinely loved her portrayal of She-Hulk in the Avengers porn. That film was delightful and she was delightful in it.