Here’s the thing.. If you pay your fare, the MTA has your money. If I buy an Unlimited, yet push my way through the gate because my card doesn’t work because the card-reader on the turnstile doesn’t work... I’m not fare-beating. All these well-to-do people you see “fare-beating” are just not swiping their unlimited…

International child trafficking is a thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a profit motive... Going by the accounts of officials molesting kids in the concentration camps, I have a feeling that’s the tip of the iceberg. 

(for the satire challenged this is extreme dark sarcasm)

I might pirate this via INSTALLOUS so my 4 year old can think she's awesome at games...

You can thank Laura Mulvey's famous article, which sadly completely forgets that there is a female gaze as well.

My wife like the DOA games, actually. Swaying boobs and all.

I'm definetly buying it for the great fighting engine and the graphics will be a plus :D

I'll wager it also has a GPU, VRAM, CPU, mainboard RAM, gyroscopes and might even have other sensors built in so it can attempt to detect its positional data relative to the console.

I have a feeling that the controller is not a "dumb video terminal" but is a console itself, and it ties into the main console. Probably can do lots of calculations of its own - I'll wager it has a GPU on board just enough to play the streamed content from the main unit, Video RAM, CPU and mainboard RAM to tie it all…

That's easy - it's because the controller is a console in and of itself.

Still running my Amiga 1200 - upgraded with 4GB "SSD" (compactflash), 32MB RAM (that's a lot for an Amiga), 68040 CPU @33mhz all in the original case, slightly modded to allow for a heatsink on the bottom of the machine. Runs real nice.

Amiga 2000 then Amiga 1200 - best computers evah. Well, from 1988 - 1996 anyway :-D

I have a Nintendo 3DS with a stylus... DS with a stylus.... Toshiba Satellite Convertible Tablet with Wacom built in... with, you guessed it.. a stylus. Never lost any of those.

I am totally going to run Photoshop, Lightwave, Maya, Zbrush and Premiere Pro on this thing

Why is a stylus "Not Awesome"? I hope its not a cheap digitizer and something more wacom-ish so one can use it for DRAWING. You know, like APPLE PRODUCTS are supposed to be all for... graphics and all that, hmm? Thank you, Microsoft.

Yes, most modern laptops don't beep anymore but... I haven't yet used a desktop not from Apple that DIDN'T beep. And I'm talking latest model Asus EFI Sandybridge-E Dual Xeon Motherboards.. yes, they beep. And... no dialtones or busy signals? What?

I'll just put this here.

I use a 12 port hub every single day LOL