I always thought your name was like the beema in a synagogue. Or is it spelled "bima"? Nevermind.

Great comment/username synergy

Sushi is the new Chinese on Xmas.

Boil some water, honey!

I have a friend who is so concerned about using the "right" pronoun that she refers to EVERYONE in the third person, and it drives me nuts. I'm a her, not a "they." There's only one of me. If a person specifically asks to be referred to as "they," that's to be respected. But otherwise, are we just blatantly…

"That was really great, Maddisyn! Your singing, your presentation, your look… you've really got that 'IT factor'! Just like I did when I invented punk rock back in the late 70's. Vote Democrat!"

And "TV Eye" to Jeep.

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