This true story happened to me when I was about twenty.

I was working as a security guard after I got out of college because of the crap job market. I was living in the attic apartment of a house that had been turned into one and two-room apartments (with communal bathrooms). I got home at about 1:30 a.m. after my…

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could be. I think these are right there with it.

Never forget:

Am I the only one who read that in the voice of Rick Sanchez in my head?

Always late :/

If only I had the gif-fu to merge animated gifs...

Ugh I miss Greg so much. “It was a Sh*tshow” made me laugh/sob because it so perfectly described a former relationship. 

Spooky

Not the momma!

A costume ‘two die’ for?

No, he is pointing to the mountain between us.

Folks - stay tuned for Mortal’s UK update - I promise you, this is going to be epic.