Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

Egging property will get your shot dead in this country. Raping minors gets side eye for inappropriate behavior.

I’m just so tired

Two of these assaults took place on the bus.

I read a tweet once that said “vaping is a fedora for your mouth,” and I’ve always thought that Leo DiCaprio was the human version of a fedora, so by transitive property... was he smoking himself?

Ryan Ferguson, Michael Morton, (and sadly)etc.

This entire thing is a train wreck except for her. I'm actually kinda feeling her as Rizzo.

Never mind, the TERRIBLE Travolta impression killed it.

Who gives a shit about Steven Avery? What about his nephew, Brendan?

Google Ryan Ferguson. She is responsible for finally freeing him 10 years after he was sent to prison bc of a “dream”.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

Analog dick pics! OMG

Not! I have worked at numerous events with the Minnesota Vikings cheerleaders and those gals can really strut. Wherever they are no one can take their eyes off them. I hate football and cheerleader nonsense but come on.

He says back, “THERE’S A SQUIRREL IN THAT TREE. I LOVE CHICKEN AND ICE CUBES. INTRUDER! NEVER-MIND! FOOD PLEASE! I LOVE YOU! (He’s not a great conversationalist....meanwhile, our cat is reading war and peace and making notes in the margins on how he would have done a far better job IN RUSSIAN)

These poor women can’t seem to catch a break; they’ve already seen their settlement get reduced by $1,000 between the headline and the first sentence of the post!

It is a cat, so it is definitely the Gone Girl thing.

This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

As a woman, I wasn't offended by what he wrote. He was validating fears that women have.

The murder of this woman is a terrible tragedy. The actions of this man and others are why I’m exceedingly careful about talking to a stranger in a bar or social situation. The absolute last thing I want is that person to feel is uncomfortable or scared just to converse. I want to come off as benign as possible.…

I just want to remind everyone that even if you have not experienced violence or harassment due to rejecting unwanted advances you absolutely know someone who has, this is as horrifying as it is common.