I am 64- This is my current Facebook status: I was the third person in my district to vote this morning. My hand shook and my heart pounded when I filled in the oval for the Clinton Kaine electors. My vote is for me, and it’s for my country. But even more than that, my vote is for my four granddaughters, and for my…

Aww. I would have ended this post with

i cannot tell you how many people I pass on the street who don’t cover their mouths AT ALL! I give them nasty looks and cover my mouth, but they don’t care. they look at me like i am the weirdo. Parents - why are you not raising your children correctly???

Funny, the question I ask myself every night is “Why am I not sleeping with Idris Elba? WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY???”

Probability of potential Trump implosions tonight:

Don’t forget Cool World. That ish be on point.

Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.