bettbaseball
Bettbaseball
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Pretty sure they won’t kill you. And im sure that very scene exists in a modern art museum somewhere in this country yet somehow the local church hasn’t gone and killed everyone in place.

I’ll just leave this here...

“It looked more like a trap...” Tread carefully there Tyler. Regardless of subject matter, there is no excuse for opening fire at *any* public demonstration, nor should any bystanders be subject to massacre at the hands of religious zealots. Only 1 set of bad guys here, and they’re dead.

Ha, good times, good times. Anyways, President Rouhani has no real power, as power in the country is entirely vested within the sole person of Ayatollah Khamanei, Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran. Not like it matters, as to even be on the ballot in Iran, candidates must first be approved by the hard-line

In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.

Nope. Stupid would be doing it twice.

BHPH lots buy all our unwanted junk trade-ins at the auction too. Those 150,000 mile cars we get traded where our mechanic says it needs $3000 worth of work to pass state inspection? These guys snatch them right up, clean and polish them, and have them sitting on their front line the next day with a “Must See! $99/mo

I’m born and raised Las Vegas native.

The energy output blows my mind. I can barely manage to give enough of a shit to be with one person. Multiple people? You can’t be serious.

Excellent piece.

I laughed at the first letter that started the third paragraph with “This next part confuses me.” I was like shit I’ve been confused up to this point. Coffee date but worried about being attached. Lady boyfriend? Poly but not open. I’m not judging but the whole letter made me feel old because I didn’t understand half

9. Small Cats.

Didn't save that M4 from careening over that curb when his tire was 1.5 psi underinflated.

Came dangerously close to revealing your political affiliations there Doug

Yeah dude. It’s been an adjustment. For instance, I’m considerably happier now.

The longer I stare at that photo of John Travolta, the less he resembles an actual human being. Is he...made out of wood?

You should just get some magnets made :D

“basically anywhere in the northeast, where the roads are produced with approximately the same quality as plastic grocery bags.”

We all love the chance to see true joy. Deep inside, I am also this kid. I’m so happy he got to live OUR dream. Let’s pray he gets to see many more. God bless him.