Nope. Stupid would be doing it twice.

BHPH lots buy all our unwanted junk trade-ins at the auction too. Those 150,000 mile cars we get traded where our mechanic says it needs $3000 worth of work to pass state inspection? These guys snatch them right up, clean and polish them, and have them sitting on their front line the next day with a “Must See! $99/mo…

I’m born and raised Las Vegas native.

The energy output blows my mind. I can barely manage to give enough of a shit to be with one person. Multiple people? You can’t be serious.

Excellent piece.

I laughed at the first letter that started the third paragraph with “This next part confuses me.” I was like shit I’ve been confused up to this point. Coffee date but worried about being attached. Lady boyfriend? Poly but not open. I’m not judging but the whole letter made me feel old because I didn’t understand half…

9. Small Cats.

Didn't save that M4 from careening over that curb when his tire was 1.5 psi underinflated.

Came dangerously close to revealing your political affiliations there Doug

Yeah dude. It’s been an adjustment. For instance, I’m considerably happier now.

The longer I stare at that photo of John Travolta, the less he resembles an actual human being. Is he...made out of wood?

You should just get some magnets made :D

“basically anywhere in the northeast, where the roads are produced with approximately the same quality as plastic grocery bags.”

Now that jalopnik is producing 1080p artistic slo-mo donuts in $75k cars you no longer have an excuse.

Dude, you gotta commit. Slap those bad boys on the bumper, along with one of these:

We all love the chance to see true joy. Deep inside, I am also this kid. I’m so happy he got to live OUR dream. Let’s pray he gets to see many more. God bless him.

I am not here to say the camaro driver was right, because he definitely was wrong but the work truck could have easily prevented this. It’s a good lesson for all of us.

“To find the limit, you need to cross the limit,” Maldonado told The Telegraph, as reprinted by Speed. “I think I have the big balls to cross the limit every time.”

Just so as long as it’s not an Aramark food promotion night.