Excellent minimalist narration by Jim Nantz’s pack-a-day brother makes this the U.S. Open of bear hammock footage.

the attention on “black on black” crime is a misdirection. There is more white on white crime but nobody thinks it’s a detriment of white society. It’s a term used to put black people down(or a way to make white america feel good(and exculpable) about being “tough on crime”) and really shouldn’t be in the conversation.

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

My grandmother lived in dc for 40 years. Huge Redskins fan. Always complained about Dan Snyder. In the end, she had Alzheimer’s and didn’t recognize me or her own children. I visited her the week before she died. At one point, she angrily muttered something under her breath as she swayed uneasily at the kitchen table…

+7’6’’

Seriously, Deadspin, before all the snark pours in, for stories like this you should be noting the suicide prevention hotline number and other relevant resources.

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I only regret that I have but one star to give for this comment.

Well done.

What you did there, I see it...

Sucks when people call you names based on your outward appearances, dosen’t it?

A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

And hurt the team’s chances of winning a game? You can’t be serious.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

I love how she goes to bat for the women of Houston by asking if you have ever been to a titty bar in Houston. Make your mother proud lady.