Uh, whoever comes next is going to be much worse. Boehner isn’t bad in the scheme of things.

Women wanted eight more minutes of foreplay and seven more minutes of intercourse

Not sure Lea Michele and Emma Roberts are capable of loving anyone else but themselves.

the main issue i have with scream queens is that evan peters in not it?

I dislike Lea Michele, but I have no good reason for it.

Well obviously she wasn’t giving him enough blow jobs or making his sandwiches correctly.

Within the religious right, it’s a pretty strongly held view that when a man cheats or is a pervert, it’s his wife’s fault for not being wifely enough.

Also, its sad that she feels so dignified by denying them A PIECE OF PAPER.

Let’s not pretend like she wouldn’t scream bloody murder if she wasn’t given that “piece of paper” because she had divorced.

I feel really sad that … someone could be so unhappy with themselves as a person that they did not feel dignified as a human being until they got a piece of paper.

I think you can be both. Against fracking and against dependence on foreign oil.

Someone said to me that they’d like to see me function on a day to day basis without police. I told him that I’d like to see him function on an hour to hour basis without clocks.

Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS AND MY BIRTHDAY ALL WRAPPED INTO ONE

Honestly the Jez community is already making me feel better. Knowing that there are people that care even if they are total strangers is pretty much what I need right now.

That’s I’ve been doing meth for ten years face.

I believe that’s “I’m missing teeth” face...

The main people we should be concerned about are the salon workers who are using this stuff for hours every day. If people didn’t keep requesting it, they wouldn’t keep using it. It’s really hard to turn down money.

One of the NASA people are already on that.