Bravo, Caswell. Bravo, Hardibro.

Where is that gif of Bugs Bunny cutting off Florida? Must we do the same to the Island of Manhattan? MUST WE?

Love me some Caswell! Thanks, Jalopnik!

I lived in Ferguson, just north of Hereford, between Washington/Elizabeth and New Florissant. It was bad.

This is what the courts are wasting their time on? Jiminy Christmas. STUPID.

I will also agree with that, as a former resident of North County, there is a reason I live way the hell out in Troy now.

Oh, whoops. Early morning, no caffeine yet. I do wonder what he will do with it. Drive to Spago or whatever?

Is Cato an MR2? That is an AWESOME name for an MR2.

Branded seat covers. Like Betty Boop, Tweety Bird, Hello Kitty or Ed Hardy. Fuck off, douchebags!

Whatever floats your boat, I suppose. In deciding on my next vehicle, I considered a few options, and practicality won out. Here is a glimpse at the logic.

That right there is hilarious.

I am terribly sorry for the losses your family has endured. What a loving tribute!

I will have to do that. I see STL Motorsports does the occasional Cars and Coffee, maybe we could crash their party.

I know. I would drive it all over DC to freak fellow jalops out.

The saabsite has saved us many times.

Ack!

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? lolololol

OMG! Ben Popken, you are awesome. Thanks for taking my tale and making it a freaking masterpiece! I never bought cars the way my husband does, and I learned a lot, which I am glad to have the chance to share.

When I trade up to my BMW M series vert, I will be looking to you!

We keep our cars pristine. Another great piece of advice.