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Bethany! stalled the FR-S in 1st in front of the sales staff and can never escape the derp.
bethany-c-porter

lol, glad I am not the only one.

I would NEVER but my hair that short. :)

Congrats!

OMG! You get a heart click just for that dreamy picture of Rick Astley! THANK YOU!

As a girl, I do not have the luxury of peeing in bottles, but I would like to bring up something far worse. Driving Whilst About To Poo Your Pants.

Re: 6th Gear... Yes, please.

That is pretty bad too.

OMG! Thank you! There is nothing worse than paying tribute to your dead child (I've seen it) or relative WITH A BUMPER STICKER. Come on now!

I heartily approve of the most relevant photo of James Bond. Heartily. Approve.

CONGRATS!

On a serious note, I am glad everyone is okay.

Aww

I'm betting on it.

Thank you! If the coppers ever take me alive, which they won't, I will tell them COBRA JOE SAID IT WAS OKAY!!!

What about back country roads that you drive twice a day, every day with little to no traffic. I have a uh, friend who would like to know. No drifting, just driving kinda fast.

Gah! No sound on work computer.

insert inappropriate butt sex joke... here.

NO ME GUSTA! NO ME GUSTA! NO! NON! NEIN! etc. etc. etc.

Lambo Hybrid Crossover? Ye Gods! More like Persephone, not Urus!

It was a 1991 Buick Century. It did not have a ton of miles, maybe 120k at the time. This was in 2008.