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Bethany! stalled the FR-S in 1st in front of the sales staff and can never escape the derp.
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What a terrible terrbile idea this horn accountabilty light is! <—says the girl that always lays on the horn and rarely toots it, mainly because if I am laying on it, the behavior warrants a blast, not a pleasant toot. If I could get a fog horn, my life would be perfect.—says>

Not a fan of the front end at all. Too busy and bubbly in all the wrong places. Like when a girl wears a bra a few cup sizes too small and exhibits the problematic "double boob."

Not a fan of the front end at all. Too busy and bubbly in all the wrong places. Like when a girl wears a bra a few cup sizes too small and exhibits the problematic "double boob."

All I know is, no kid is going to put his fingerprints on that Mercedes as long as THAT guy is there detailing it. WOWZERS!

Is there a back seat that faces the rear window, which should lower into the back door? Because if it does not have that, it is not a wagon. WAR KINGSWOOD ESTATE!!!

TOO MANY NUMBERS!!! But I love the comment! Hooray!

Love that one.

Probably. That and towing our boat all over. Petey worked hard for the money.

I definitely do.

So you are the evil one with the O2 sensors! Petey Pathfinder had a bad one that could never be fixed, even if replaced. Just kept going off. Terribly annoying.

MORE! MORE! MORE! YES! YES! YES! Walk faster!

Truly an abomination. Get that shit off my screen. (shudders)

Sassy Molassy! Dare I say it? I'm a fan! And +1 to getting rid of those uncomfortable leather seats that were more rigid than my high school boyfriend on prom night.

When reading this post, I find it extremely helpful to say coupe the British Top Gear way... as "Coo-pay." So much better that way. And I dig it, even if it is a four door coupe (worlds colliding! Massive confusion! Brain seizing! Where's my towel?).

I see what you did there.

Domino, I highly doubt that you are not beautiful.

I try... :)

Don't get me wrong, I love the Stangers, but that interior upsets me greatly.

Still bummed that my username change never took. It was hilarious. HILARIOUS!

Do we get a preview of the Jalopnik sticker? COME ON! I WANT ONE! I've been asking for months. Even offered to send a SASE, and who DOES that these days?