There are many questions I have wanted to answer with "your mom." Always funny to me. Of course, I had a 68-year-old female coworker asking me what the name of a video I was speaking about was. "Two girls, one cuff, or one cup?" She asked.

me tooooo!

And then, after I drove it through a large puddle a number and killed it, my dad tried to get me to go in with him on a Dodge Omni. I was all "Noo!" and ended up with a sweet 88 Mercury Tracer hatchback in silver, I loved that car.

OMG! Hater! My first car was my dad's old 1984 Dodge Aries! Totally tan, just like this one. I rocked out to some LL Cool J MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT in that bad boy! All hail the K car!

Right! lol!

Every time I read something by him, I imagine this is Raphael Orlove's style. What a cool freaking name. But I digress, yet another great piece of automotive knowledge. Thank you.

Today was a bad day. Mean email in my inbox and then a review with no raise because I was hired too late in the fiscal year. I feel worse for the girl hired the same day as me that is not a total fuckup, like myself.

that picture seriously made me really laugh out loud and have my kid ask what was so funny. Thank you.

Not to be confused with Alcholololol, in which one consumes said beverage and absolute hilarity ensues.

Did you not read the article about LBJ? TOTALLY LEGAL. Secret Service will even bring you refills! Hello!

OMG! Haters! I am totally filing this article under "NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED." Thanks for the interesting tie-in to St. Patrick's Day and for making me totally crave a Shamrock Shake.

that sounds like something hard, like Algebra. (shudders)

STUPID, STUPID MIDWEST! I should have known. I expect lots of pictures, at the very least!

:)

I aim to please, unlike that guy's mother. HAAA!

lulz

TRADE. IT. IN. NOW. If the problem has manifested itself even in the godforsaken state of Missouri, I can only imagine how bad it is in your area.

Yes, but cool!

I need to hang out with you. Just last month, I was using Excel and someone showed me how to use autosum, or whatever it is called. Obvs, numbers have always hated me and laughed at me with their fists clenched on their hips, heads tilted back and laughing maniacally.

I've started like three different rants, but figure arguing or engaging in any trifle with someone who butchers the Queen's English like that should only be admired for their ability to dodge a coat hanger for nine months.