Ooh, I like the anaology. Congrats to the original fine folks for COTD!

Okay, well, I will be printing this out at work tomorrow, then filling it out, and then scanning it and uploading it. This will take at least 45 minutes of time and exact awesome revenge on the bitches that never answer me on messenger when I ask legit work questions but will talk on there endlessly about tacos and…

OMG! I know, right?!?!

gasp gasp gasp... Can't breathe. Too upset. If there is an opposite of car porn, this is it.

As I sit and watch TOP GEAR USA on HHD, my mind wanders... do I go retro and wish for something I've always wanted or admired? Imagine my surprise to find my tastes run pretty pedestrian. I love the mean-looking cars, but glancing through Jalopnik archives gives me stuff that is just too blah or over-the-top.

So it's almost 9:00. The kid is in bed, the husband is over on the other couch, absorbed in the television, hoping and praying Williams finds a way to appease Goodell and not be turned into a sacrificial Ram, I mean, lamb.

Glad to know I am not the only one.

My eyes are sad.

Just finally upgraded from PS2 to XBOX 360 this XMAS (we are on the CUTTING EDGE here folks), mainly so the husband could play Madden. We still haven't bought Madden, and the kid keeps going back and forth between the FORZA 4 demo and Lego Star Wars.

Get out of my head!

I would use all the on-board technology to find the weaknesses of the other vehicles in the Derby and exploit them until I emerge victorious. Then I would thank my mother and baby Jesus.

Grr.

Okay, I will give you the duration of the distraction causing a larger problem, but I still have trouble with being told what I can and cannot do in the car. My point is simply that there a billion things out there that can play a part in an accident, but it is human behavior that plays the biggest part.

According to the NHTSA website and the FARS Encyclopedia, the percent of alcohol-impaired driving fatalities has declined from 48 percent in 1982 to 32 percent in 2007. I would hardly call that a vast improvement OR an elimination of the problem. Dummy.

Yes, yes! Where is the Venom you speak of? Perhaps I will forgive them for no Luigi yellow and sink some dollars into that. Lovely review!

The examples are not meant to be silly. The point is that basically everything distracts people, and all those things cause a number of wrecks. Just because something gets more play in the media does not mean it is the only thing out there causing accidents that kill people.

I'll get a picture of how it looks on the Android for ya later.

Hmm, perhaps I should have said BIG bureaucracy and been more clear with the point about efficiency. When anything gets too big, it becomes inefficient, no? I am not calling for anarchy, simply a "right-sizing," so to speak.

I thought this article was all about euphemisms. A quick glance at the pictures gave me even more hope for some fun car escapades.

Damn you, Jalopnik and your East Coast bias!