True story, I dated a guy who lived down the street from the ice cream truck depot in the West Village. Around 5pm, every summer evening, they all roll out as an adorably coordinated sugar-fueled cheer army. The jingles were always delightful because even though they were loud, they just sound like happiness.

“fluoridated for some reason”

So many woo-woo conspiracies lead to personal harm (fluoride-free toothpaste, anti-vaccination, magic jade vaginal eggs...)

She had him for 4 years where she brought him to photo shoots and film sets and photo ops and dress ups etc etc etc etc. FOUR YEARS. She made that dog crazy.

I’m not quite sure what your point is. Do you mean to say that you believe that her wallet was not in her purse but she left it behind on his seat, and the poor guy could do nothing but snatch it? I assure you that this was not the case. There was an absolute commotion on the plane; the reason he was caught was that…

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You should post this on a article about Bill Cosby. Because 300 women don’t equal the value of one man’s opinion or account of events. Tired of this shit, go be an edgelord on i09

So was your point that you think she’s ugly, that tech bros don’t harass uppity broads, or some combination of the two? Or were you going for the super-edgy devil’s advocate “just because he creeped on you doesn’t make it harassment-harassment” hat trick?

I get excited if one of my replies on a kinja site gets 25 stars.

I couldn’t stop smiling when Trump’s lawyer Kasowitz boasted he told Trump, “This guy [Preet Bharara] is going to get you,” and thus got him fired.

Stop. Just. Stop.

thaaaaaaaank yoooooooou

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

“I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.”

‘It’s basically a dying community of Elizabethan Englanders who spent the last three centuries fishing and fornicating on the same spot and mostly letting the rest of the world pass them by. It even has its own recessive genetic disease!’

I remember (with ZERO fondness) having to wear my halloween costume (and soccer uniform) over my snow suit.

So enlarged tonsils are one symptom of Tangier disease. Maybe that’s actually God’s attempt to give them gills.  

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

I grew up near there and have visited many times. The island is doomed, and will be uninhabitable within my lifetime. Anyone thinking otherwise is delusional.

You know, there’s no downside to this story! Either he has to stay here, which is annoying for us, but will also irritate him, and make him feel stressed and accelerate his upcoming stroke. Or, he’ll go to Great Britain, and encounter thousands upon thousands of people flipping him the bird and holding up rude and…