I couldn’t stop smiling when Trump’s lawyer Kasowitz boasted he told Trump, “This guy [Preet Bharara] is going to get you,” and thus got him fired.

Stop. Just. Stop.

thaaaaaaaank yoooooooou

I, for one, am not the least bit scared of getting rid of an international threat who happens to be our president. I’m not down with the concern-trolling and learned helplessness.

“I’m on the water daily, and I just don’t see it.”

‘It’s basically a dying community of Elizabethan Englanders who spent the last three centuries fishing and fornicating on the same spot and mostly letting the rest of the world pass them by. It even has its own recessive genetic disease!’

I remember (with ZERO fondness) having to wear my halloween costume (and soccer uniform) over my snow suit.

So enlarged tonsils are one symptom of Tangier disease. Maybe that’s actually God’s attempt to give them gills.  

This is the perfect encapsulation of everything wrong in the general population right now.

I grew up near there and have visited many times. The island is doomed, and will be uninhabitable within my lifetime. Anyone thinking otherwise is delusional.

You know, there’s no downside to this story! Either he has to stay here, which is annoying for us, but will also irritate him, and make him feel stressed and accelerate his upcoming stroke. Or, he’ll go to Great Britain, and encounter thousands upon thousands of people flipping him the bird and holding up rude and…

I’ve seen kids with that same expression. Of course if I explain why it’s not unsettling and they are really cool people who happen not to be neurotypical, Melanie might sue me.

From his page: was born in Vsevolozhsk Russia on 8/9/1993 on a Tuesday. I was adopted at age 3 1/2 and lived in Frankfort Germany for about 4 years. In 2000 my family and I moved to the states. I grew up in Wheaton Illinois and moved out to the city when I was 19

Eh, I worked at a Starbucks, and it can be enormously difficult to institute a meaningful ban.

As the great George Carlin pointed out, “such things are mere symbols, and I leave such things to the symbol minded.”

I went to a soccer game last night and some jackass was screaming, “STOP WALKING, YOU’RE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG,” at people during the National Anthem. Yeah, and yelling at people is soooo much more better, guy. Flag fetishists are the worst.

Jfc.

The last part should have been a separate paragraph. Maher has been distracted this season, like he was coming down or was having memory issues.

There’s an entire field of study on precisely that question.

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.