Nah, most people really adhere to the ‘any press is good press’ adage. I used to write celeb gossip and half my tips came from publicists. It was like ‘hey Lindsay Lohan is having a meltdown at The Ivy but also please can you mention how she is chewing this brand of gum?”

What city are you in and what’s your favorite boozy drink? ;)

That was a fantasy example. I’ve never seen anyone piss on a waiter.

I am amazed how some of the stories don’t hit the mainstream press - I’ve witnessed several “events” personally - with dozens and dozens of witnesses in some cases - and there isn’t even a blind item, nevermind a tabloid story.

I AM HERE FOR ALL OF THIS.

Really. I’m most annoyed she did this because it feeds the trolls. And that included Trump.

For Kathy Griffin, doesn’t the decapitated photo fall under protected free speech?

Darren Criss’ pelvic region looks oddly Ken doll-like...

I am far from an outrage junkie, I actually liked Kathy Griffin before this, and I cannot stand Donald Trump, but...yeah. That was bad, and she’s gonna be pretty fucked, and she should be.

Pioneer= colonizer.

The scene that plays out in my head is Wetter sitting down at a desk with a ginormous stack of paper that lists every call from this nutjob. He begins to count but after 10 minutes he’s already lost count several times and had to start over. After another 10 minutes goes by, Wetter throws up his hands, says “fuck it,”…

I suspect with this individual it’s all a blur where a single call from her feels like an eternity.

I think maybe lt wetter is not allowed to give the exact number, but he’s throwing the reporter a bone by confirming that it’s a number in a range that is definitely racist.

This lady, in additon to being a racist, sounds like a special class of fruit loop (O pioneer, if you move to a predominantly black neighborhood, maybe expect to see black folks standing on the sidewalk outside of your house?). But WTF is going on with the Southampton police? Per the Press:

“I’m the only white person who owns and lives on this street.”

I came here and didn’t see color.

My dad just said that whoever is leaking all of this info should be hanged cause he’s a traitor. I asked him if the subjects of these leaks should also be punished. Of course he was like no. I promptly blew up at him, reminding him he wasn’t worried about the person(s) who leaked the info from the DNC.

Don’t know if it is, but even if it’s not, can’t is strong. We have the best wypipo. Believe me. So many wypipo. Wypipo winning. Bigly.

Because he was born with a stick up his ass?

It was nice of Eric to bring along the canvas tarpaulins he usually reserves for rolling his victims in before driving them to a nice quiet spot in the country.