Freaking Baby Boomers... Generation Snowflake, amirite?

Barring a few exceptions, the wealthier you are the more money becomes like a treasured pet (as opposed to an inanimate commodity). Mariah burning through his cash was probably the equivalent of mistreating his dog.

OT, but the Electoral College if only Millennials voted to see where we could be headed...

You should use their actual names, Speaker Moonbase, Mayor Nine-Eleven and Gov. Bridgegate.

I had to pause the video and take a moment when Newt fucking Gingrich accused Fox fucking News of liberal bias.

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Poor, little Illnois. :(

Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

While Hillary was once giving a primary speech, CNN kept its cameras trained on an empty stage awaiting Trump to enter.

Trump bragged for almost an entire year about all the media coverage he was getting during the primary.

I had no idea that Stephen Colbert was so freaking evil

True story: when I was in college, I was playing chess with my roommate and he intentionally put himself in a position where I could force a trade of queens with him. He apparently thought I wouldn’t want to give up my queen but I already had a meterial advantage so I went for it.

I can promise you he doesn’t have the vaguest idea who Adams and Jefferson even are.

Related, I still can’t get over how he harps on the fact that certain military operations are announced- as if it’s evidence of our military being stupid or weak. He tweeted about it and mentioned it in the past two debates. As if he’s a genius who has stumbled across this great new idea of covert operations, and is…

Side note: “millions” of people who aren’t supposed to vote are registered? That is the most outrageous lie.

Peter I don’t think this article was meant to be taken... you know what, nevermind. Carry on, pal.

BTW, this was a joke article, so expect a lot of snarky remarks to your serious response!

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