ZOMG my bf is like, so mad about it. I’ve never played a pokemon game before this one, but damned if I don’t enjoy it! I think all the peeps milling in parks and beaches hunting pokemons in packs of 2 or more are cute as heck.

I didn’t know what it was. I didn’t care either. And then I saw this. And now I want to put my dogs on teams because my Lab would fit right in on Team Mystic and my GSD bitch is totally Team Valor.

No my son, Team Instinct is the only correct team. Our Arch Angel of Justice will smite down the non-believers while Bird Jesus will welcome the converts.

I feel like they let people who participated in the closed beta keep all their stuff...There are two gyms by my house that BEFORE the end of the first day had been taken over by pokemon that were 900-1000+CP and I’m just like “here’s my pidgey.”

What a time to be alive!

One thing I do like about Pokemon GO is that I am learning about some landmarks in my city that I did not know about.

Oh the FUCKING pink drink. I have one friend that is non stop with that plexus shit. Noooobody caressss!

Half of my FB friends sell Rodan + Fields. I can’t. It may work just fine but Jesus, I don’t care. I also don’t care about your stupid Plexus “pink drink.”

On the contrary I think this dude had painfully blue balls while writing this.

Are we just gonna ignore “Hella noms” ?!!?! that’s not even in current “youthspeak” and i am a youth who speaks!

So I only skimmed this but what I’m hearing is that we need to waterboard Trump?

I traveled to Europe in 1993 — at the very same time as the Balkan Wars! I was in the middle of it, in France, Germany and the Netherlands, a major player in that epic struggle for freedom. If the Serbs had found me, in Paris, they would have surely paraded my head on a spike down the streets of, I dunno, Lyon? The…

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Trump’s team didn’t use anything. Some neo-Nazi used a star of David and the Trump team stole the picture without credit. To restate that, they ripped off a piece of racist propaganda without crediting the original racist.

*quietly puts down glass and pushes it away*

Someone on the main page is criticizing her for attending and I'm thinking you'd be crazy not to go just for this reason. So much fun to be had! And you get the inside dirt. And there must be alcohol. When I was working I got invites to political parties for people I reeeeeally didn't agree with. I always went. You…

I don’t care what anyone says, Lily Allen is a national treasure.

I once quit a job in similar fashion. I received an email on a Friday night and it was the final straw. I sent a resignation email to my boss Saturday and went to the office Sunday morning, typed up a letter outlining everything I’d been holding back for 3 years, along with a list of all the work they now would have…