This week I am mainly hating the idiots who stand in a bunch at the front of the bus, blocking the way for everyone, when there are vacant seats at the back.

As a middle-aged man who uses men’s rooms with urinals, I can tell you that the only penis I ever see in a public restroom is mine.

I use the urinals in the men’s room at work every day. Do you know how many dicks I see? None. Because nobody just drops trou in a men’s room and stands there with his dick hanging out.

I went into a hotel ladies room once and there was a tall teen boy in there. He was arguing loudly with another woman who wanted him to go upstairs and watch a DVD with his mother, it became obvious that the boy had some medical/mental issues and the woman was a caregiver. Presumably one of them had needed to use the…

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

Its probably the only way his cognac has any sales. Here is a true story, which alerted me to the absolute farce that is journalism and journalistic ethics in the US of A. My trade association hired a prominent asshole journalist to speak at an event (he is a libertarian-type asshole). It would have been improper for…

I try to tell this to my students all the time while still being sensitive to the fact that for them, high school IS their whole world. I pretty much forgot about high school about two months into college, lol.

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

You don’t think you’re a bad person, but at a 25% markup you might be wrong.

I truly had no idea that band was even still a thing until I moved here.

So, I skyped with my dad last week and asked him how my Sister is doing. (I live abroad)

Oh, men. So fragile.

My racist grandmother called black men “nigger men” and apparently when I was 9 she didn’t talk to me for MONTHS because I basically shut her down something to the tune of “that’s racist and we don’t say that word.”

I love these racists who surprise you with early-20th-Century racist terms that you forgot existed. Sometimes, they say some shit and you go “I know they’re trying to be racist, but I’m not even sure that word counts!” And then you look it up in your etymological dictionary and—by God—that one was pretty racist for…

Whew! I’m so glad he feels ok about using a racial slur on live television. I was really worried. Wouldn’t want him to be embarrassed or anything, right? /s

Outing myself as a “Stars Are Blind” apologist.

IT’S A GOOD SONG

They’re not dumb, they’re beyond arrogant, self-entitled brats who have no respect for anyone.

I expect nothing less from a group of sentient Pink sweatpants and clearance Lily Pulitzer scarves.

Which I mean, who wants that in 2016?

Liberal college students and faculty have ALWAYS been insufferable.