I read it as a dig against Ted Cruz myself, and basically anyone who is associated with him being from another planet.

Dude, if there were a Craigslist ad to be a professional booer for Hamilton, to boo Mike Pence, you KNOW it would be phone lines jammed for those positions. Shit, I should buy a crappy Southwest airlines ticket to be a professional booer for that gig. To see Hamilton, mostly. I mean, yes, I loathe Pence, but I totally…

There is so much to be outraged about, my head is spinning. I can barely keep up and it’s only 11 days into the transition.

If I were a conspiracy theorist, which I totally am, I would say it’s less about Trump U and more about the Ivanka sitting in on the Japan meeting. Trump U got settled for a huge amount of money for ordinary Americans. Done and done. I’m interested if he’s got the money to pony up 25 million myself and that’s about…

It’s cool. I voted for Hillary as a Chicago democratic socialist. But then again, I’m a developer and I make a really good living. I can afford a $39 head of lettuce. And I have a ton of lettuce in the bank, too, if need be.

They blamed Obama for Hurricane Katrina, so I don’t see why they shouldn’t blame Obama for the Trump administration killing the ACA. Makes sense to me!

I protested after work in Chicago one day, by Trump tower. Do I submit a report to Soros, then? What’s the pay, $15/hr? I mean, that’s well below my normal hourly rate, if I break it down (I’m salaried), but I’ll do it, I guess? Is it tax-free or what? I have so many questions. I’m just asking. Questions.

But the powers-that-be won’t give his creepy son-in-law a clearance, will they? At least, not until Trump does it himself, when he is sworn in? There’s no way they’ll capitulate *now*? Yet? It’s still Obama’s presidency?

Holy moly, I never thought about it like that.

It seems like Chris Christie had a list but they fired him? Because of petty revenge fantasies? So things are going fine. Juuuuust fine. At least in my book.

I, for one, am A-OK with a can of cranberry sauce for an education post in the Trump administration. It would be less damaging than any sentient being, I think?

One meeting is all that it took, huh? Love Trump’s tweet tonight then, letting us all know that everything is fine. Just fine! Don’t look behind the curtain!

Kind of looks like a ripoff of the Tiffany T line to me. http://www.tiffany.com/collections/tiffany-t#p+1-n+10000-c+3240509-s+5-r+-t+-ni+1-x+-pu+-f+-lr+-hr+-ri+-mi+-pp+

I once worked for a Fortune 100 company, and I was friends with a dude who had a job as a sysadmin for a content management system for a few 100 people. He was busy implementing a major migration of a lot of data for this global system - it was a BIG project, and it involved years of prep work. Then he got cancer,…

Shucks, right now I’m thinking to myself, Self, was Dick Cheney and his shadow government as bad as you thought it was...? Nahhhhh.

Her overprocessed hair is giving me the whimwhams. #blessherheart

Please reassure me again this is true. I need a source or to Google it and I don’t trust anything, anymore. Why I trust a random Jez commenter more than a random website, I do not know, but I do. I’m so sick and TIRED of Trump and his awful ideas and they are getting worse and worse. To me, this is the turd cherry on…

Don’t worry! He’ll walk-back his walk-back and then walk-back that walk-back a few more times between now and the inauguration. He’s that enigma contained within a mystery.

It’s like running for president of the 5th grade class on the platform of getting a soda machine in the cafeteria, winning, and then your classmates expecting you to somehow *achieve* this magical soda machine.

Plus no internet to obsess over everything 24/7.