It would be a little better if an overloaded baggage train was simultaneously circling out of control hitting everything in its path whilst screaming “Choo Choo, No Collusion Motherfucker!”.

I saw someone say that his face looked like a desk in detention. Truer words...

Burn all of them robbing and killing and assualting innocent people even cardi b has admitted to drugving men and taking their money. Put all those gang banging murdering bastards in prison including cardi b Nasty ghetto ass

$95,000 My Little Pony necklace

“I did at some point relied on this gig economy to sustain me but it wasn’t ever made to sustain anyone. The “be your own boss” definitely throws you off. Living off gig economy is crazy!”

I want to preface this by saying that I do not care for Joe Biden as a presidential candidate. Unlikely I’ll vote for him in a primary, and I sincerely hope he does not win the Dem nomination. That said:

Nah, Romero cut tot he heart of the character. He’s a clown, who commits crimes, and thinks everything is funny and that he should caper. That is who the Joker is. The murdering is secondary to the clowning. The Joker is the sort of person who does pratfalls even when alone in the dark, because that is still what a…

As fucking pathetic as this whole thing has been, it does bring a smile to my face thinking about Trump drawing on the map with a sharpie all while saying to himself “Donald you goddamned brilliant stable genius! No one will ever question the authenticity of this!”

The thing is that Uber and Lyft are really not meant to be full time jobs. They were originally conceived for people to earn extra cash on the side besides a regular job. People thinking that it is a normal 9 to 5 are the same people that go for emails promising 6 figures while working from home.

I mean, I do see where he’s coming from. It used to be that if people didn’t like the jokes, people would just not laugh, or boo or heckle. Now, if people don’t like your jokes, people go on a crusade to make sure your career is over. Sometimes comedy is going to make fun of something YOU like, that’s just part of it.…

Except working in fast food actually does require skills. Knowing what to cook and when is a skill. Making sandwiches quickly and accurately is a skill. Keeping your cool during a rush is a skill. And not just anyone can be trusted to reliably show up for their shifts on time and sober.

let those amongst us who *haven’t* had unprotected sex with porn stars while their third wife was having their child cast the first stone

Uber and Lyft ripping off drivers?

I have the unfortunate pleasure of having several “Republican” turned Trump supporters in my near family. They’re not the yokels that everyone makes magats out to be or the works of (deranged) art that get highlighted from Trump rallies. They’re for the most part professionals in the upper middle class income bracket,…

So someone went there? We’re comparing Kanye, Ray Lewis, Jim Brown & Steve Harvey shucking and jiving with Trump to Jay Z making  a business deal where he can control the content and hire and fire who he pleases? We are really comparing Kanye’s “slavery was a choice” bullshit to Jay Z making a deal? I mean for all you…

That is gonna hurt bad :-)

HOAs are their own special circle of hell.

Removed of that particular detail, though, this story offers yet further proof that an awful lot of Americans (not all, as not all are either opportunistic hypocrites nor do all necessarily like American soldiers) are willing to scream “RESPECT OUR TROOPS” when it is…

Especially if Trump is soundly defeated in 2020, rather than removed/dead/term limited. Once his legacy is clearer because a little time has passed, they will all wash their hands of him and act like everyone else is an asshole for not letting it go. Your redneck relatives will come back out of the woodwork all mad…

Political affiliation flow chart.