This is the perfect time for Bill Murray to get in there and steal that album back.

Exactly. He found out that on the having money totem pole, he is pretty low. The people with real money will not let a little piss ant like him cause issues with them making money for very long. He was too visible and did too many shady, manipulative things.

Good, f@%k him!

Right!? I kept waiting for some kind of punchline or twist ending like she had to star in a xxx video in order to get the money.

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

Each separate part of this story would be weird enough on its own.

that’s an insane story. i wish her the best!

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

With Christmas in less than a week, I truly do wonder how these asshole busybodies take time out of their schedule of preparing to celebrate the birth of Christ to do this shit.

“Even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”

My 89 year old grandma is aging more gracefully than this douchecanoe and she's balding. She also belongs to 13 bridge clubs and has a better social life than I do.

Be still my beating heart.

EW

This guy is not even moderately attractive, and certainly nothing like the way he describes himself. Everything he wrote (as well as apparently thinking there was s chance she’d ever give him the time of day, later) reeks of deluded entitlement. She’s so out of his league physically, it’s ludicrous.

Hard pass.