Right!? I kept waiting for some kind of punchline or twist ending like she had to star in a xxx video in order to get the money.

I never heard of it either and I graduated from law school in 1991. At first I thought it was a horrible typo that should have been “battery” but then I looked it up.

Each separate part of this story would be weird enough on its own.

that’s an insane story. i wish her the best!

I can see Nicki in her dressing room in Angola muttering to herself:

With Christmas in less than a week, I truly do wonder how these asshole busybodies take time out of their schedule of preparing to celebrate the birth of Christ to do this shit.

“Even though they put themselves in harm’s way.”

My 89 year old grandma is aging more gracefully than this douchecanoe and she's balding. She also belongs to 13 bridge clubs and has a better social life than I do.

Be still my beating heart.

EW

This guy is not even moderately attractive, and certainly nothing like the way he describes himself. Everything he wrote (as well as apparently thinking there was s chance she’d ever give him the time of day, later) reeks of deluded entitlement. She’s so out of his league physically, it’s ludicrous.

Hard pass.

My mom had me and my sisters believing that she didnt fart well into our teen years.

My dad completely convinced me that cows who lived in mountainous areas had shorter legs on one side of their body so they could graze on the sides of hills. I 100% believed him. So in fifth grade, when we were learning about evolutionary adaptations in animals, like those fish who live in caves that don’t have eyes,…

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When I was little I went through a phase where I was plotting to run away with a sleeping bag and sleep outside somewhere. I was also, unrelatedly, super scared of dogs. So when my mom caught wind of my plan to run away, she told me that all dog owners let their dogs run free at night. I continued to believe this for…