So Tuckums is a total piece of shit for a variety of reasons, but in this scenario I can almost relate (minus the whole squabbling over money thing). I never had a particularly close relationship with my dad and by the time I was 35, we were totally estranged. He never raised me. He was just some guy that occasionally…

I think we all need to admit that Harry and Meghan are just boring. They seem nice enough, but at no point do they seem at all compelling enough to be stars. And I like them. I love their story. We just need to stop expecting more. They’re pretty and bland. And rich. Let’s just check in with them every 3 or 4 years…

They have nothing to say that anyone wants to hear unless it’s gossip about the royal family. 

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

American Taliban.

Please fuck all the way off...

Do the trad men with children like being poor? Because we live in a society where (usually) both parents need to be working in order to pay the bills and maybe slightly get ahead! My daughter and her husband have a 7 month old. She works remotely and her husband works remotely part time and on site part time. They…

I don’t think his argument is particularly weak. Phone hacking is actually illegal.

If Peta cares about dogs they should do something about all the ridiculous “rescues” in the city that gate keep their dogs to only the the most pristine of households with yards and one stay at home parent FOR A DOG IN A CITY OF 8 MILLION PEOPLE. They all suck and are stupid. 

Yup. Pete pretty much said what I would’ve said to Daphna. 

I don’t say this often, but good for Pete Davidson. It wasn’t a poor choice of words. Fuck PETA, always & forever.

peta is a terrible organization that turns off most people to the idea of animal rights and shouldn’t be calling out individuals just buying a pet. bother farming  corporations and big box pet stores that still sell animals.

Sue everybody remotely involved. Sue the state, sue the hospitals, sue the doctors.

uhhh....not these phrases....

Sucks when people try to butt into your personal business, doesn't it?

And MOST importantly to them, and I hate to admit it- she’s conventionally attractive. Barf.

Caption competition for the header image. Here’s my entry:

If you tell people that the “Euphoria” guy made a new show with the sex/risqué elements turned way up compared to “Euphoria,” such that it’s being criticized for being too sexual or outright trashy, and that it stars Johnny Depp’s daughter and the Weeknd... I’m pretty sure you’re going to have a lot of people tuning…

That, and Jesus Christ...how can a woman actually suffering through hyperemesis (by all accounts, a hell that makes plain old morning sickness look pleasant) NOT understand how other women might feel like they can’t face going through a pregnancy? These assholes have empathy only with themselves.

So the deciding vote was cast by someone pregnant? She does understand that if she has further complications or miscarries, she might have just denied herself timely, competent medical care?