This review seems like another version of “the movie wasn’t as good as the book” for the Twitter age.

That’s one of the problems with being kind of tall but not crazy tall and not skinny but also straddling the line between straight and plus sizes depending on how much elastic is in the damn thing and having massive tits to boot: Buying clothes is a gauntlet.

Fun tidbit: the asshole who introduced the fetal death certificate requirement (which you’d have to pay for, by the way), Frank Ryan, actually had the gall to say that he did so because of his own experience with pregnancy loss and he said (and I’m not shitting you!!!), “Ladies, please take a minute to think of how…

Yes, but the delicious thing about that is because she wasn’t cast in My Fair Lady she got to do Mary Poppins, and when it came time to win an Oscar for that role, you bet Dame Julie thanked Jack Warner in her speech!

You know, I’m an apple shape too, and Levi’s have never fit me well! Thank you for lighting this lightbulb for me, haha

Hear you so much on this. My parents never said anything about my weight (both sides of both sides full of busty, stocky women) but the boys at school sure did, and I absolutely internalized it and at as young as 12 fantasized to girlfriends (who were deeply upset that I felt as bad about myself as I did) about going…

Honestly, if you’re looking for an amazing place near there to enjoy our (rare) glimpse of an actual spring in Chicago, take a walk around Graceland Cemetery. Tons of city history, beautiful scenery, and social distancing there!

I work for the JAMA Network, and it deserves every criticism it’s getting. 

Waiting for Joe Manchin to fuck this one up.

So happy that Kathryn Hahn’s blowing up in this way—she’s an amazing actress who is consistently the best thing about her projects and deserves all of this success!

I don’t think my upchuck reflex has been triggered so many consecutive times within one post before.

Seriously, it’s really fucking hard to sing outside. Your sound goes straight up in the air as it leaves your mouth and the best tech can only do its best to fix it. Unless you’re some super qualified vocalist who can do better, find something else to shit on, since that’s apparently your life’s passion.

As a Burgher, thank you for saying the thing I was coming to the comments section to say myself!

“those who are weary of the vaccine”

It looks like discount Zales.

A pandemic speakeasy...at Ann Sather? I mean, the cinnamon rolls are amazing, but they are not literally “to die for.”

Other Root writers, Damon Young chief among them, have written very compellingly about their conflicting feelings about Kobe Bryant’s legacy and how to grapple with admiring what he did for the sport while maintaining support for sexual assault survivors. But Jay Connor doesn’t seem interested in doing that.

Well, the Georgia Republicans can have fun gaining, like, a few hundred more votes max.

I’ve never understood the Hathahate. People who have worked with her have nothing but nice things to say, and to me, more often than not she’s the best thing about any film she chooses to do.

This bitch ain’t pro-life, but she’s the type of woman who will always have access to abortion even when that right is eliminated for everyone who isn’t white and wealthy.