Just a friendly reminder that a grown man who’s job is to oversee young adults and literal teenagers tossing a ball back and forth is paid more than 100 ER surgeons jammed together. 

In a backwater like modern America, suing is often the only way to get an insurance company to cover most of your bills.

If he win a million, the lawyers fee will be about 900,000, and he miiiiight just about break even with $10 left when all is said and done.

What the hell are skilled artists doing in a shit backwater like 2018 America? 

Mexico gets 100% of their guns from Texas sooooo
maybe Americans could stop selling mexican cartels 50 cal sniper rifles by the thousand? But that would hurt our profits several percentage points!

Also isn’t Afghanistan in the state it is due to Rumsfield and Bush Sr giving so many weapons and money to the Taliban to…

I see ads almost daily on Facebook for Netflix DVDs.  A lot of the replies are “does this work?  Has anyone tried this?”  or “What!  Are they no longer doing the live tv they haves now?!”

Out of my 5 closest friends, all own a 3ds, two own a PS4, none had a wii u.

All own Switches.
We had to get unique cases and controller covers so we can tell the buggers apart when we hang out each week.

i can deduct the $10 solar panel i use to charge my phone. i think ill get $2 off my tax bill for it.
But 5 months from now i might lose my dryer, and get a more efficient one, which gets me $100 off my taxes.
It’s...complicated.

I’m honestly certain that Russian agents lined up to flip votes and let an insane white supremacist-loving reality tv star sex offender go from 5 votes to 50 million and win control of the world’s largest nuclear arsenal.

They spent years training their craft, months preparing for the election, hacked the entire system…

*Disney waited a solid decade on Roseanne, only letting her go when public disgust with her many, many years of racist and creepy jokes finally hit critical mass

My first thought when he said colonel sanders used the word -

“That’s a terrible excuse, but...wasn’t Sanders born right after the Civil War?  Like late 1800s?  ....why is he your model for how to talk about minorities!??!”

One day North Korea will invade not with tanks or nukes or biological weapons, but by having a few dozen dark-skinned children mow lawns, sell lemonade, enter a starbucks and eat a sandwich.
Millions of white people will clutch their pearls in shock, lips flapping in impotent rage as the they speed dial 911 for the…

I never looked that far into it, but someone had told me the Vatican was essentially formed so the Catholics could be even closer to Hitler and Mussolini than then had been before. Maybe it was something like if Mussolini hadn’t grabbed power, the Vatican could still go uber-fascist?  

if it was showing Vita sales it would be a Q-.
PS4 sales are doing okay, at least.

same here.  i heard of people camping at bestbuy overnight or at least 5-6 hours. the walmart super center always has dozens of people in store at 3am.  but the regular local walmart in a small town had 1 guy in the store when it opened.  we both walked out with minis in 2 mins.

the first-party controller the consoles come with are the real thing, and brand new. Much better than using my decades-old controller that has had 10,000 hours of use

The physical location of your store matters more than which store it is. (But i would avoid the obvious game-centered places).
For the SNES classic, every nerd was at bestbuy at 5-7am for their 10am opening in my area.
People were camped out at gamestop.
A major walmart off the intersection of an interstate and a…

Five guys, since each of those places is awful at burgers

Err...you’re massively confusing different forms of socialism. Nazism is an extreme opposite to Marxism. https://www.snopes.com/news/2017/09/05/were-nazis-socialists/

men used to declare world wars because one leader forgot his birthday or shook his hand wrong.
men have always been emotionally fragile.

Blade 1 is infinitely better. Long, slow shots of the factory and his car to show how alone he is. The intro of the character in the rave scene- blood pouring from the ceiling, all over the floor, yet not a speck on him. No CGI for that, no explanation, just the very subtle note that the very bloody air was afraid of…