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where can i give my thanks? The DS-3DS Animal Crossing games alone have sold 20,000,000 copies. I know very few people that don’t play.

He’s a Star Wars fan who claims to have put a lot of time and effort into raising funds for a project that can’t possibly by, by any stretch of the imagination, work. There’s definitely a pretty severe mental issue there, and I’m not talking something comparatively minor like OCD or panic attacks.

A year ago, a mid-20s college student told me all about the Donkey Kong sequel he was going to make for mobile. He hadn’t spoken to Nintendo or even Miyamoto, but was planning on submitting Donkey Kong 4: Revenge of the Kongs within the next year or so, directly to the app stores.
He had absolutely no idea that this

Maybe that’s why mobile gaming is about 10x the size of PC sales now!

Yes, many. Half? A third? And unplayable for everyone else. PC gaming at its finest!

Jade Empire is an incredibly short and fantastically easy RPG lite. It’s no longer than a Halo. Are you thinking of a different game, perhaps?

Translation: Bakimono can’t take the three seconds to google Jade Empires Windows 8-10 issues, and decided to pretend he understood the conversation.

Yeah, I downloaded it. Remember when Steam sold Jade Empire to Windows 8-10 users for years, knowing full well it wouldn’t run, and refused refunds? Ahh, PC gaming.

My Wii can easily play commodore 64 games, N64 games, and NES. Good luck playing Arkham on a PC. Or google “Jade Empire steam error” . Or try playing Fallout 4 on any system with AMD. Sorry, but PC gaming is a mess that is rarely worth the time.

I taught Bill Gates everything he knows and can build a PC out of a styrofoam cup and two wires.. Nothing like putting in a few dozen hours into tweaking a windows 7 dual boot so i can make windows even 1/10th as reliable as any other game platform.

Hmm i have plenty of n64 games on my wii u, thanks to digital formats. I bought Jade Empire on Steam, but thanks to a fun issue that EA refuses to fix (and until recently, Steam refused to refund people for) it won’t run on most Windows 8 and 10 machines.
Nintendo digital - works perfectly

My Wii can play commodore 64 and NES games.

The PS4 can’t even play PS3 PSN titles that came out last week, but at least my PS3 can still play Ps1 games. Meanwhile, my Windows 10 computer won’t play quite a few of my PC titles.
Sorry, it’s really just a PC thing.

How’s that rebate for the latest Arkham game working out? Or SimCity? Or, well, every other EA PC title.

Yup. I’ve been a software developer for years, most of my friends are programmers, and with only 8 hours on the forums, and 7 hours implementing fixes EA could have easily done years ago (but hey, we all saw the SimCity launch, so about that...) I was finally able to install a game that took 6.5 hours to finish.
PC

The Origin copy does work, thankfully. It’s only been 3years since i bought it on Steam, and now its finally playable.

You’re right! You cleverly saw my ruse. Now the world will know that out of 9,000 video games released in the last 4 years, instead of a paltry 6-7 with female leads, if we include shooters and assassin games that also let you play as women, we don’t have 6 games anymore! We instead have an earth shattering, amazing,

You didn’t list plenty, you listed the same games I’ve already stated. In a conversation about main female characters on the front cover of the game, you keep replying “Each of those games has a random female character that’s strong, somewhere!” Okay.
That’s...great.
I notice that out of 100 Fortune CEOs, only two are

Errr, nope. You listed a lot of series that happened to have female characters you could play as, like Borderlands or Fire Emblem, not games with an actual, main character that was a female, nor were they...yeah. Sorry dude, but the fact that you can play as a female kart racer in mario kart isn’t remotely the same as

Sweet, I’d love to hear your list of AAA franchises with female main, playable characters. All....5 of them?

It might be because in tens of thousands of videogames, the approx 3 billion people on Earth that would play as Fem Shep have been able to play as... samus, lara croft, jade from beyond good and evil, and uhh...uhh...fem shep, and ...hmm...did i mention samus and lara croft? Yeah, its safe to assume a woman is the