Waaaah waaah wah my husband cheated and has stayed, recommitted himself, attends therapy, apologized, and wants to repair the marriage.

Halle “Same Shit Different Day” Berry. Maybe this is good for her. Or maybe this is just the beginning of her crazy-process.

So any wagers about next steps?

The media calling this a “comeback” reminds me of people I don’t like at parties saying “Where have you been?! I never see you!”

I think it makes sense for the kids. I’ve never co-parented but I’d imagine it’s good when the two households are alike in dignity and $$$.

When my ex hosts a desperate Grindr orgy, I hope the unimpressed attendees say “I expected [my name] beautiful. They were average, chill people who didn’t have any attitude.”

If being good at singing and dancing were all we ascribed to Beyonce, this wouldn’t be an issue.

Nicki strikes me as a sharp, alert, articulate, empowered woman. Beyonce seems dimmer than a bucket of rocks. I watched an oldish Oprah interview recently with questions like: What’s it like to be Beyonce?

Two Christmases ago my mom bought me a copy of “One Day My Soul Just Opened Up.”

Right, Beyonce is a whole other case because her fame predates most of the Internet we know today. And she was guided by parents who effectively made those calls for her.

Remember when Jessica Chastain was caught lying about her age? Part of me says “Yes, I understand the realities of your business. The pressures you’re under to be young. The employability factor.”

I just mean for her sake, money aside. She’s conquered so many things that to watch her flagellate herself over and over with this one thing she can’t conquer (or sustain) is just uncomfortable. It’s like, good lord, Oprah, follow your own advice and practice some acceptance around this thing. But $$$.

I want weight management advice from Oprah less than I want chai inspired by Oprah.

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I’m glad this story is getting the attention it deserves. I remember submitting a tip to Gawker when the same thing happened at my college paper, hoping some concerned journalists would see the importance of it. We covered it really thoroughly and were outraged. Also, our funding restructure had nothing to do with a…

It’s always fun to watch watch the Jezebel commentariat contort themselves to make ageist attacks on Madonna that don’t sound ageist. “I’m not saying she needs to act her age but I wish her behavior reflected some of the wisdom that comes with getting older as a woman,” etc. As if, when you really follow her work, it…

HERE’S WHAT. I post beautifully lit, composed, and styled photos of my exquisite food on Instagram to make #BASICS like you feel bad. Because it is my #ART and I take it #SERIOUSLY. Get out the game with this buffonery.

This is gross. You’re basically recapping all the lurid speculation about Lamar and protecting your ass under the banner of “Is this gross? You tell us. We’re incapable of determining whether it’s in bad taste to make these assumptions, accusations, and insinuations, but here they are!”

I don’t quite buy this...Amber Rose hustles. It’s not like she’s in-house talent for a social media attention agency. Tabling her biggest professional coup to date for “water under the bridge” seems like bad professional advice. She’s big but it’s not like that’s a steady career.