Think you're forgetting about a little movie called True Lies…Seriously True Lies is perfect.

I haven't seen much hate for him as a person, just a lot of disgust for his films, which seems appropriate in the comments section for a review of his latest work.

Distaff is back, baby!

I…huh?

Between Chronicle and American Ultra, I'd say he's a pretty damn reliable writer, no? Douche, obviously, but also talented. Unless I'm missing some terrible piece of filmmaking he was involved with.

"…will feature appearances from Malin Akerman"

If GJI were swimming in the Olympics, I would root for it to drown.

I always loved that they kind of trashed a show on their own network by making it the center of a joke about how lame George's life is now that he's engaged.

Big deal!

"That really hit the spot."

when you slytherin eat it

Oh shit it's based on the files?? Can't fake something like that.

What a strange thing to hate!

God I just got that.

I just assumed you watched Freaked on loop..

Or maybe it's actually stress-relieving. You can't really know the reasons people have for doing this and presuming the worst only makes you look like a schmuck.

When will the rest of the world's taste in pop culture finally catch up to yours??

Fart Party!!

*Claps* Now do Firefly.

I certainly didn't have a problem with the early reveal, but part of me wonders if the director showing his hand so soon led to heightened expectations of a more traditionally scary film, which ultimately go unmet. Maybe some of the film's detractors were expecting a different movie after seeing a baby get murdered…